pumping gas

What University of South Carolina football players inevitably end up doing.

Ajiboye after being dismissed from the team wound up pumping gas. Something which Lane Kiffin prophetically predicted.

by What? What? What? April 11, 2009

Pumping

A gambling term that means you are up and winning a lot of money. Pumping feels even better when you were previously dumping.

Jackson was dumping for the first hour in his poker session, but then he started pumping once everyone thought he was a moron and they started calling him. He pumped everyone's chips away except for that sweet old ladies!

by DrDumpenstein March 5, 2011

Plumpkin

A plumpkin is a type of animal which is rarely found on Earth. The requirements for a creature to qualify as a plumpkin are that it must be a carnivore, and its mouth must at least appear to make up at least 40% of its entire body. Plumpkins are also often round, and usually are willing to try and eat just about anything. This makes for a creature which is essentially just a head. It is also not uncommon for plumpkins to have small, mostly useless arms.

Most plumpkins are found in fiction, but there are some real-life examples, such as the deep sea anglerfish.

Ted: "It was crazy! It was as big as my TV, and it had this huge mouth! It bit my neighbor's head off!"

Bill: "That's horrible! I didn't know we had plumpkins around here."

Example in Film: The Martians in "Invaders From Mars" (1986)
Example in Game: The Cacodemons in "Doom" (1993)

by MS-2021 August 17, 2010

Plumpkin

1) any female who dresses as though she weighs 15-30 lbs. less than she actually does. Frequently sports an exposed roll of non-baby fat overlapping the waist of her pants and/or breasts unintentionally bulging out of bra cups.

2) any unacceptably unattractive female who would become acceptably attractive upon losing 15-30 lbs.

I hooked-up with a plumpkin at the mall food court, hoping to gradually sweat the jellyrolls off of her. But once she had a man, rather than getting leaner and hotter, she just got lazier and bought bigger clothes.

by Bachelor boB July 29, 2008

Purpling

When a guy and girl get together.

Sandy: Where is Johnny?
Bill: Oh Johnny and April are back in the bedroom purpling

by Allie1213 December 3, 2007

prumping

The act of tittie fucking, then you suck the milk out of her tits and mix the cum in your mouth, swish it around, and then spray it all over her vagina.

I was prumping zycile last night...

by Snaeks January 5, 2007

plumpkin

A girl giving a guy a blow job while the guy is taking a crap

While in deep constipation, John received a plumpkin from susan.

by Mangs May 16, 2006