pissing needles

Having Gonorrhea , referring to the stinging sensation experienced by the proud owners of a gorgeous case of Clap while urinating.
Variant: pissing pins and needles. This is centuries old slang.

- Sgt. Guarnere, did you keep any morphine?
- No. Doc, I gotta talk to you.
- How's that leg?
- Forget the leg, I'm pissing needles.
- Later.

(Band of Brothers, episode 6)

by Pippo Spano October 11, 2018

pissing like a race horse

pissing like a race horse basically means to piss in large amounts frequently, just like a pregnant lady would.

I have been drinking so much water lately and now I keep ‘pissing like a race horse’ every 15 minutes.

by bones from monster house February 14, 2022

Beach Posting

The act of writing your e-mail address (or mobile phone number) on sandy beaches, in the hope of attracting an interesting response. Short descriptions of age and gender (i.e. M30) often accompany such postings. Often, the practice is abused by providing the contact details of an unwitting 3rd party.

Oh my Gosh! I was beach posting Tammy's email addy last week and now she's got a cyber stalker.

by The Jade Merchant April 20, 2006

Bed-posting

The masturbatory act of propping oneself against a bedpost, couch, or bedside and rubbing the clothed penis against it repeatedly, in order to illicit an initial pleasure and an eventual intense, (or otherwise) ejaculation into the seams of the underpants. This, being usually an early form of conventional masturbation, does not at first neccesarily illicit ejeculation. Rather intense feelings of pleasure. Once sexual maturity is reached, and in the rare case the masturbator has not moved on to conventional masturbation, the ejaculation becomes a natural part of the bed-posting process. Most bed-posters move on to conventional masturbation before age 13, but in rare cases, continue well into their teens.

That girl was so hot, I had to go home and start bed-posting to her image.

by Sean of old July 31, 2010

Taco pasting

Just like mushroom stamp, but with a girl instead.

Brittany is taco pasting my car.

by J nimetoadz March 18, 2019

Pasinetti Posting

Shitposting centered around 5717 Pasinetti St Fife Washington and all the delicious domino's pizza sent to it.

I can't stop pasinetti posting after ordering some pizza.

by nigoyhater April 4, 2023

Henry Pissinger

The worst secretary of the United States of America.

Henry Pissinger pissed the U.S.A. off before Whorack Hoebama or Hoe Biden did.

by GregNelson29 May 27, 2023