Seat Pickled

When two men are driving in a vehicle and the passenger reaches over and massages the drivers nether regions until a climax that results in a frothy mixture of cum and sweat that remains forever imbedded within the material of the seat.

Jimmy reached across the center console of the car and seat pickled Jack.

by TheWhabbitThumper February 18, 2020

Polish a pickled gherkin

Verb

To masturbate. Refers exclusively to males.

He was going to polish a pickled gherkin for hours after he finished playing Bayonetta.

by IQuarent July 29, 2017

pickleweasle

the result of putting a weasle in a jar of vinager and using it to baste your freshly cooked squirrel;

usually occurs in southern states such as alabama

YEEEEEEEEHHHAAAAAAAA! Hey Cletus the Pickleweasle's ready!

by mcskizzle February 10, 2004

Picklestick

Someone that smells like a pickle. They are also quite skinny.

"hey, vanessa you're a picklestick!"

"gasp! You think I'm skinny and smelly?"

"yeah."

by ThePickleBros October 21, 2009

pickled muff cabbage

A Vagina that has been pissed in so it becomes pickled(like a cucumber in viniger)

Dude her pussy stank so bad i pissed at it and made some pickled muff cabbage for the next guy.

by QBR October 19, 2010

pickleweasel

an uncommon term meaning the act of sucking or licking the opposite sex's genetalia, more preferably a woman's nipple.

last night i pickleweaseled my girlfriend so much, she couldn't take it anymore.

by the pickleweaseler2 July 23, 2009

pickledoo

green poo-poo, the really slick kind

i was so wasted, i picledooed in the soup

by martay March 5, 2003