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Smart Parts Physics

A simple idea devised by Bill Gardner that defies all known laws of physics. This simple idea is what makes it possible for a paintball shot from a LP gun to fly farther then an HP gun, even when the velocity and other variables such as wind, moisture, etc. are the same. As uber as Smart Parts Physics is, it does not apply to anything outside of Mr. Gardner's head.
Example from an interview of the creator of Smart Parts Physics
"line up my best 10 best shooters with HP guns, and his ten best shooters of LP guns, and we shoot them to see who can hit what at long range ... very scientific test of LP vs HP guns."
by Demented666 April 7, 2008
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movie theater physics

The science of figuring out the distance between the movie theater screen and speakers to ensure an optimal movie-watching experience.
Mason insisted on going to the theater early and finding the perfect seat; he wanted to show his date how movie theater physics works.
by OcelevistionIsAJerk December 11, 2013
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degree in physics

When something appears impossible to fix or adjust, you sometimes need a degree in physics to work it out.
Jim taped up the package so much, that whomever was to receive it would probably need a degree in physics to try and open it.
by Bob August 18, 2004
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Anti-physics

We all know the normal laws of physics apply to everyone and everything in the universe, but every action has an equal and opposite reaction so it is logical to conclude that physics has an opposite reaction aswell.

Thats where the laws of Anti-physics come into play, Say you have an apple falling from a tree, well according to the laws of anti-physics, somewere in the world there is an apple falling up and re-attaching itself to a tree... maybe not on this dimentional plane but its still happening.

The same kind of laws apply to the size of an object (see example one) the size of the object is so unbeliveably huge that it cant be contained in a normal dimentional state so the laws of anti-physics allow this object to be contained in such a small area but still keep its natural large state (see TARDIS).

Another state of anti-physics is the most simplests so far, this effects your mental state in a crisis (see example two) causing the idiot of the group to reduce in intelligence to the point were it cant reduce any further and has no choice but to increase expenentially coming up with an ingenius plan to solve the crisis.

Anti-physics can be applied to anything with an opposite.
1: Its so big its small

2: Your so stupid your smart

Ect.
by Triple J May 7, 2005
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physics homework

-smoking pot
a code word for smokin pot, or getting weed,
-lets go do our physics homework now

- mom stop talking i have to leave to go to bobs house to do my physics homewrok
by annalynn at the shiz August 3, 2007
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Physics

The most pwn-inest, awesomest, rape-sauciest, ball-punchinest, ass- kickinest class in high school, college, and life.

Can be used both in life, and in video games.
Physics = mc squared.

Games: That 'nade and that rag dollin' is so defyin' da laws of physics.
by 7th. Period Trio April 23, 2008
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physics

A form of science for nerds, although a different kind of nerd then those that enjoy Dungeons & Dragons. Considered the peak of science by those who engage in it, considered total trash by those who don't. Physics majors and engineers are permanently at war over units.
Who's that nerdy mormon reading that book?
Oh, thats the local physics teacher.
by Anonymous April 21, 2003
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