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Phumpkin

To receive oral sex whilst reading philosophical literature. A classier, more accepted genus of "blumpkin".
Phumpkin Receiving Man (reading from J. S. Mill's "Utilitarianism"): On a question of which is the best worth having of two pleasures, the judgement of those who are qualified by knowledge of both must be admitted as final.

Woman: *slurp*
by JayAycheAr March 3, 2010
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phups

-similar to a fart only stronger and more high pitched...
-a caribbean fart..
ey hoss, da man jus phups in d corna dey jed..
by Hezmana January 18, 2010
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Phukin Rite

1. An exclamation of 'yes'. When 'yes' just wont do the point your trying to make any justice. Used when you feel so strongly about something or what you are trying to say is so obvious that your are almost brought into a violent rage that someone has questioned you. Should be said quickly and abruptly with a frown as to snap at the clown who dare question you.

2. Also can be used as a celebratory phrase for hateration purposes, similar to YSND, to express the utmost fulfillment you receive at the misfortune, or in the most extreme cases, demise of others. Commonly used with a fist pump.
1.Person 1:I heard they brought back the 99cent whopper at BK...you wanna go?

Person 2 (enraged by the absurdity of of his intentions being questioned): PHUKIN RITE!!

2.Person 1: Hate update: Bert was dumpster diving yesterday and got three toes bitten off by a gigantic rat....

Person 2: (celebratory fist pump) phukin rite...
by LB Da Milkman May 9, 2010
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Ha Phuong

If you are able to meet a Ha Phuong, you can count yourself to one of the luckiest persons among this planet. She is most likely a loving Vietnamese girl/woman, that is gorgeous. She can cooks excellent, even without trying the food after she prepared it. She is smart, intelligent and beautiful. She will also support you in any phase of your life and will give you a feeling invincibility with her aura.

A Ha Phuong should never be hurt by you. But if you do so, she will not forget it her hole life. She will let you see life in from a different perspective and with her you will enjoy every second of it. Especially animals are one of her favourite things in life. She loves cats, dogs and every cute animal, that you can pet.
She will not only support you in life. If you are lucky enough to meet a Ha Phuong, she will show all different aspects about her culture and you will see the most amazing places on earth. She likes travelling and with her you will experience life, as you have never experienced it before.

So if you have the chance to have a date or be friends with a Ha Phuong, go for it. You will never regret spending your time with such a beautiful, intelligent and charismatic person.
Person 1: Hey, do you know Ha Phuong? I have a date with her!

Person 2: Wow! You are so lucky, you will have the best time of your life and never regret anything.
by Kimchi_And_Tofu December 4, 2021
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PHUQ

1) The right way to spell "fuck"

2) Created on a whim that will surely cause a widespread craze and will change the face of the word "fuck" forever
Man, I read the other definitions for PHUQ; they were PHUQED up.
by Matt Went September 28, 2005
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phat phuck

A more politically correct way to call somebody a fat fuck via email, text, or letter. A way to not 100% offend your intended audience.
Man Ryan sure is a phat phuck.
by Scrib5 April 17, 2010
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boto phucket

A term used when photo bucket isn't exactly being particularly cooperative with you.
by lightxspeed April 17, 2009
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