Pizza Bird

A bird made out of pizza that poops fully cooked pizza that you can eat.

I had to kick Timmy out because he kept letting the pizza bird poop in his mouth.

by VinceBr February 15, 2021

pizzamachine

“pizzamachine” is a famous reviewer from Sputnikmusic. His goofball nature and extreme sarcasm/biting cynicism somehow are filtered enough to make great reviews consistently. He is also known to make a joke review or list now and then, bringing Sputnik to its knees. For example, his water list, which was the last thing people saw before Sputnik was down for days. Despite being an agent of chaos, he is also a well loved and known OG Sputniker that inspires people to write better, and be nicer to humankind, for he is benevolent. Nonetheless, his tendency to spew out reviews and stoic comments in a machine-like manner has enabled him to act as an enigma, a strange outsider who is known yet not known. His musical project dubbed “pizzamachine” on SoundCloud is equally curious. Either way, you will find pizzamachine on all types of social media, for he is never ending, and unrelenting. Don’t worry, he won’t bite.

“Sup pizzamachine” - evilford

“Not much hombre, just wasting time on my phone LIKE A BOSS🕺🏻” - pizzamachine

by Pillowmantotherescue July 7, 2023

Cici's pizza

Pizza buffet founded in Plano Texas in 1985. Known for their low quality pizza but cheap price. Frequented by soccer moms and stoners.

After we smoke this dime lets hit up Cici's pizza, I'm gonna have the most serious munchies.

by Glenn J February 8, 2009

pizza daddy

a sugar daddy who just gives you pizza

-ugh i'm so baked i want pizza
-don't worry i'll call my pizza daddy

by buttvaginadickerson July 11, 2014

Pizza Pasta Fuck

You know what? I don’t know. I actually don’t know what the fuck this is. I am completely at a loss for words. I literally heard this once outside a deli and I’ve been contemplating it since. Do you know what it is? I don’t. Fuck off.

Man from the deli: I GOT THE PIZZA PASTA FUCK.

by definitelynotfink January 6, 2019

Pre-pizza

The pizza that you eat just before eating another pizza (after which you may endulge in a post-pizza)

Example #1
Lucas:"What should we eat tonight?"
Malt: "How about pizza?"
Lucas:"That's cool. Let's go grab a pre-pizza first, though"

Example #2
Malt: "I'm doing cocaine. Wanna bump?"
Oliver: "No. i'll just go get a pre-pizza"

by Malt007 January 20, 2011

da pizz

A gansterized form of "what the peace?", which is an expression used by those who do not have enough balls to say "what the hell?!" or "what the fuck?!"

Smart kid: Dude, that test was so hard, did you know how to do any of it?"
Not-smart kid: Nope, I wrote "da pizz?!" for every single answer...but quit bitching, you probably got 100.

Bill: I just saw Alicia with another guy.
Dickwax: DA PIZZ???

by BillStillChillWiddit June 9, 2011