Phallcony

The pooch some men have above their penis but below their gut or waistline.

Matthew's phallcony was so large, it hung to his knees.

by Bar XIII June 29, 2019

Phailsauce

A metaphorical substance involving a representation of so much fail that neither phail nor failsauce may suffice for describing the utter lack of win.

Bob: Did you hear that James got raped by a 300lbs, 6'4", black man named Snowflake?

Dylan: Omg! Thats Phailsauce.

by Tokerovin June 9, 2009

phallic glitter ejaculator

A long cannon that launches out bits of glitter. The cannon has a phallic shape to it, and sits under the user's legs.

Yall check my phallic glitter ejaculator last nite? Told u I shoot glitter out my orifices.

by Brae54 August 23, 2011

Phalan

One simple word, Sexy-Beast.

Rachel thinks Phalan is a Sexy-beast

by DinoPixieMagicSExyBeast July 28, 2011

Phail Stamp

a stamp given to idiots who fail on something simple, by having to look up this word you may have earned yourself one

Damn dude locked my keys in my car
*Hands Phail Stamp*

by Poppe_X October 4, 2008

Epic Phale

To fail in such an epic manner as to completely shame yourself.

Halo 3 example

Guy 1 "Dude I just stuck myself"

Guy 2 "EPIC PHALE!!!!!!!"

by Xenos Worrior May 6, 2009

PC (phallically-challenged)

When a man has a small penis

Gretchen: "How was your date last night?"
Paris: "So PC, I won't be going out with him again."
Gretchen: "You are such a liberal! I can't believe you met a guy who is more PC than you."
Paris: "Not politically-correct! PC (PHALLICALLY-CHALLENGED)!

by masseclectic May 17, 2009