Phailsauce

A metaphorical substance involving a representation of so much fail that neither phail nor failsauce may suffice for describing the utter lack of win.

Bob: Did you hear that James got raped by a 300lbs, 6'4", black man named Snowflake?

Dylan: Omg! Thats Phailsauce.

Phailsauce by Tokerovin June 9, 2009

pHatSaucE

A stupid faggot who is so lame he has to use irc scripts to insult him

u just said u fucked my mom ure as lame as pHatSaucE

pHatSaucE by Webster May 9, 2003

philaucest

Philautia #2; negative love of self, narcissistic (Greek) + Incestus; impure, or unchaste (Latin).

(Fill-lauh-cest)

The negative term for having sexual intercourse/activity with an exact clone/version of yourself. Akin to incest, but of the self having no 'family genetic connection'.

If you have sex with a clone of yourself and the act is frowned upon, it would be referred to as an act on 'philaucest'

philaucest by ClicheNatureBoy May 2, 2026

sans sheriff 

Lawless use of fonts or typography, with no regard to aesthetics or legibility

I'm putting this CV straight in the bin. Written totally sans sheriff.

sans sheriff by Jamarley July 3, 2019

Breadhead 

Someone who is addicted to obtaining money and building wealth. A money addict and fanatic. Breadheads often work more than one full-time job, and some even participate in illicit activities to "obtain the bread".

A breadhead is like a crackhead, but for money instead of crack.

Breadhead by 🅱️ U S 3 4 8 March 30, 2022

Stink lines

As seen in illustrations or cartoons: Wavy, vertical lines rising above a person, place or thing. Denotes a foul odor.

"You didn't put enough stink lines on your picture of the teacher."

Stink lines by Athene Airheart March 14, 2004

schmegegge 

Yiddish slang word meaning bullshit, baloney, hogwash, nonsense, crock of shit or hot air.

I don't buy the schmegegge about Morty sleeping with Moira.
His version of the story was pure schmegegge.
The whole schmegegge was made up to get Liz a little bit of attention.

schmegegge by budsbabe February 1, 2008