Phailsauce

A metaphorical substance involving a representation of so much fail that neither phail nor failsauce may suffice for describing the utter lack of win.

Bob: Did you hear that James got raped by a 300lbs, 6'4", black man named Snowflake?

Dylan: Omg! Thats Phailsauce.

Phailsauce by Tokerovin June 9, 2009

pHatSaucE

A stupid faggot who is so lame he has to use irc scripts to insult him

u just said u fucked my mom ure as lame as pHatSaucE

pHatSaucE by Webster May 9, 2003

philaucest

Philautia #2; negative love of self, narcissistic (Greek) + Incestus; impure, or unchaste (Latin).

(Fill-lauh-cest)

The negative term for having sexual intercourse/activity with an exact clone/version of yourself. Akin to incest, but of the self having no 'family genetic connection'.

If you have sex with a clone of yourself and the act is frowned upon, it would be referred to as an act on 'philaucest'

philaucest by ClicheNatureBoy May 2, 2026