phaedim

unseen dirt, embedded grime that remains in skin cells.

After He washed his hands He could still grind his palms together and you could see the tiny rolls of the phaedim within his palms

by "GEE" December 10, 2008

Paedo Pause

Pausing the DVD when a sexy female is exposing some area of her chest, in order for a man to have some material to masturbate over. Usually when she's leaning over a car bonnet or picking something up off the floor.

Dude 1: Mate you coming to the pub later?
Dude 2: Nah man, Tramsformers is on later and I'm gonna paedo pause on Megan Fox!
Dude 1: Oh shit, that's tonight? I'll cancel.

by TheUrbanDuckling January 12, 2012

Phaedranism

Phaedranism is the belief that "God", the higher power, or rather any "god" is the consciousness inside of us and that the power inside of us is divided into three seperate control channels. Those who practice Phaedranism train themselves to use their inner god to direct their lives how they see fit, eventually finding their ideal place in life where they want for nothing. This is their nirvana, their heaven. The empathetic part of humans resides here in the consciousness , the part that sees outside the brain and body. The mind is the evolving computer that relays information and solves problems between the consciousness and the body. This middle manager is in charge of seeking answers to the bodies natural urges and solutions to the moral issues in the mind. The mind being god and the embodiment of heaven, the brain being human and earthly, bound by logic, and then there is the body. The body is the receptor of "sin", containing the ability to have sex and eat and steal and hurt. The body is an animal, primal and selfish. Its a Beast. The demon part of us. Giving in to the urges of the body leads to disaster. Failing health, low mental stimulation and little inner satisfaction. Your body becomes Hell, one you are trapped in as it falls apart and rots around you.
Phaedranism is a modern religion , having been created in 2015. The path to enlightenment is the sound soul in a strong body and a calm mind. The higher power is in ourselves.

"Phaedranism is secretly practiced by thousands yet few know the name of what they practice"

by ZeFluff August 23, 2015

phedoreaction

When you have a deep sensation in seeing children ages 1-9 bend over in front of you or they lick their lips after having some ice cream, after seeing this you would have suddenly plunged into their tiny tight assholes and make them really cry for mommy

Kevin spacey: Wow that five year old is looking really thicccc
Cop: Excuse me sir you have to leave the premises
Kevin spacey: Sorry i'm diagnosed with phedoreaction
Cop: Sir keep ur filfthy hands of me kidos
Kevin; "Grabs a thiccc 5 year old and shoves him in a bag"
Cop: GET HIM

by Mr.werbenjagermanjensen jr April 20, 2018

Phandom

A dangerous, yet beautiful, black hole of outdated inside jokes and millions of 12 year old girls.

You have two sides:
-cringey ass toddlers
-edgy meme lords

There is no greyscale.

Bethany: JESSICA! Grab my sharpie we’re going into London to stalk Dan and Phil

Jessica: Why does she keep doing this, Maggie?

Maggie: She’s a Phandom memeber now. There’s no known cure yet.

by softsunshinedefinessomewords October 12, 2018

Praedophobia

People with the fear of coming across spoilers.

After Avengers endgame came out I didn't leave my house for 2 weeks because of my Praedophobia

by Green_Lightning July 5, 2019

phandom

basically a cult but a lot scarier
we love and respect phan (daniel howell and phil lester) because they deserve it and we have no other hobbies.

also known as trash cans , rats , phannies and bastards , we have a strong dislike for the outside and the people who inhabit it.
also,
we are everywhere.

there is no escape.
you should probably start running.

*grabs a potato and a knife *

normal human 1 : " hey have you heard of the phandom ?
normal human 2 : "yeah those guys are crazy, not for me thanks"
us rats : *screams*

by dans_fourth_chin January 15, 2020