Penile Threat

A threat to the penis

Jess "I will punch your dick!". Dixer, "OH NO NOT THE PENILE THREAT!"

by Mr. Deafinition July 2, 2018

pencil-pushing prophet

your typical white-collar employee. he often does meaningless and repetitive work such as copying-and-pasting or entering details from 9 to 5 on week-days. he is not only mildly bored by his job, but genuinely resents it. he also usually has a handful of people above him on the coperate ladder whose asses he is regularly forced to kiss.

I was sick of being a pencil-pushing prophet so I told my boss to stuff it.

by Ishta October 7, 2006

Penile Beat Down

The agonizing pain and intimidation a sexually unexperienced virgin female is faced with when an erected penis is inserted violently into one of her orpheus's.

I know you think Cassie is not a virgin, but just because she dresses like a slut doesn't mean she's not afraid of the penile beat down.

by sxizzla November 29, 2009

pencil

A writting stick.

starfish: hey can i borrow a pencil?
cow: you mean writing stick?
starfish: screw you.

by 21patrick60 June 3, 2009

Penile Dementia

The phenomenon whereby your penis will urinate anywhere but where you're aiming.

Possible causes are sex, sitting uncomfortably, and having a foreskin.

Jerry: Dave, why is the ceiling wet?!
Dave: Sorry, I had penile dementia.

by Locus0mega March 29, 2011

pencil-fucked

When something has been so edited down that it barely exists anymore

She pencil-fucked my entire idea.

by XYZA November 30, 2011

pencil neck

1. a weak and timid person

2. a studious person

We have no place for a pencil neck like you.

by Light Joker April 8, 2006