Penisage

When a man massages the inside of a woman's vagina with the outside of his penis.

Hey baby! I'd love to give you a penisage.

by lkdzzbls September 10, 2010

penis milk

the substance that comes from your balls

donovan squirted penis milk on my bench

by albert 3inst3in November 12, 2018

penes

A plural of "penis", which, unlike what the top definition says, is only used in a scientific context.
Pronounced "peens".

Most penes are around 3 inches flaccid.

by anonym0u$e December 3, 2022

Starter Penis

A penis that is small in girth and length. The term comes from the fact that these penises are easy to take up the asshole. That makes them good penises to start with because they will gradually spread your asshole.

I wanted to have sex with John, but his dick is so thick that it only got an inch up my asshole. Instead, I let Daniel fuck me. He has a starter penis.

by LaurenTrattner March 3, 2014

Penis Ex Machina

From Deus Ex Machina, A Penis Ex Machina is when a sex scene is unnecessarily dropped into the plot of an otherwise decent film or story in order to boost the ratings.

Some sex scenes are vital to plot, but this describes only when they blatantly serve no relevant purpose to the story-telling.

Alternatively, it can be used to describe a twist in the plot of a pornographic film in order to bring about the vital sex scene. When a girl in the plot is constantly refusing sex, and then something triggers her suddenly to lust after the male protagonist, this is a Penis Ex Machina.

Person 1: "I heard the movie we're going to has a spicy sex scene!"

Person 2: "Is it part of the plot, or does it come about through Penis Ex Machina?"

by OzzyOswalt July 13, 2009

Penis

A magic horn in between a man's legs used to make a woman's tummy fat with a baby using voodoo mayonnaise from 2 meatballs connected to the magic horn.

Person 1: Fuck, my penis is small.
Person 2: Yes

by Alex Zer0 March 10, 2021

Carnival Penis Effect

Every time a Clown gets a hard-on while in a clown car packed full of other clowns. The Clown's boner then causes all the other clowns to receive erections. This causes the process of leaving the car to take a longer time, and sometimes scars some children as they see clowns with boners sticking out of their funny clown pants.

Slappy the Clown: "Hey Little Timmy wanna see a balloon animal"
Little Timmy: "Yes Please"
Morgan Freeman; "That is known as the Carnival Penis Effect"

by SlappyNuts February 22, 2014