penguin

penguin babies are cute-ass fluffy things that eat adult penguin puke. Love them!

Note: this definition is on crack

Him: a look, did you know penguins eats their mama's puke when they're a baby?

Her: No, I didn't. What a suprise. Let's try that one day.

by Kerry (the Kiwi) December 10, 2006

penguin

A person who thinks in black and white terms and won't associate with people outside of his group.

Billy is such a penguin because he avoids people who don't share his values.

by MS31 September 29, 2007

Penguinism

The description of something or someone being penguin-like.

1. Dude, this guy walks like a penguin.

2. Kyle: It's fucking freezing out here! Aren't you even cold?

Jer: It's okay, I'm like a penguin, I'm used to this sort of thing.

3. Claire, I think I'm going to write a book. It'll be the "Book of Penguinisms". Everything penguin, from the cute birds themselves, to the quirks about the people we hang around with.

by GrafixPenguin87 January 29, 2009

Penguin

Someone Who Follows Their Girlfriend Around Like A Penguin.Whupped

Ilse:Its Cute How My Boyfriend Follows Me Everywhere Its Like He's A Penguin

by iHatePhatPat June 04, 2010

Penguin

VERY VERY TREMENDOUSLY artractive person. Applies to all genders. May be used as a codename. Uses vary within different parties

HOLY HELL! Look at that sexy penguin yonder!

by WELOVEHOTMEN December 04, 2011

Penguin

1. In the bible: Despicable minions of hell; 2. Archetype associated with eveil, darkness falsely veiled in light, treachery; 3) An easy scapegoat for Richard; ALSO: 4) Animal common to Antarctic region.

1. (3) "It was the Penguins I tell you, Katherine..."

by yomammas February 19, 2003

penguin

partner for life, a soulmate.

"Will you be my penguin?"

by ImperfectAngel April 02, 2008