pretzel

a pretzel is a salty, sometimes chocolate covered snack food made of crisscrossing dough. also a highly dangerous terrorist weapon used in an assassination attempt on the 43rd president George "Dubya" Bush.

He choked on a pretzel?!?!?!

by blaarg July 18, 2007

un-pretzel

when everything in your life at the time is all tangled up and you need to straighten everything out and gather your thoughts

You: Omg, i have work at 2, a date at 6, pay my bills by tomorow, pick my car up at the shop, im going away in two days, havent talked to my mom for 3 months, my phone is broke. im low on gas and i have a headache with a doctors appointment im running late for.

Friend: Damn dude, seems like you need to stop and un-pretzel you hectic life, perhaps chill out and smoke some weed.

by calaburrito July 8, 2009

peetis

slang for retarded, has difficulty doing some sort of psychical motion

andy szeto is a damn peetis

by tony illes March 5, 2008

peezo

Glass pipe used to smoke crystal meth.

I need my peezo to smoke my meth and get high.

by Snow_Angels May 10, 2006

peetahbread

Peetahbread is a popular family friendly roblox youtuber. His is well known for his roleplays and building unique structures in bloxburg a roblox game. He use to play the sims on his channel but now he plays roblox. He started toutube may 9 2010 and to this day has over 100k subscribers.

Dennis: Hey Max!
Max: Hey Dennis!
Dennis: Did you see peetahbreads new video!
Max: Yeah! It was so funny!

by SatansLittleAngle August 12, 2019

Pocket Pretzel

Pretzels that you put in your pocket and offer to your peers

You: Wanna pocket pretzel
Them: What the fuck is wrong with you
or
"Get away from me"
or
"no!"

by Owlsarekewl January 8, 2018

peeter skweezer

One who enjoys fondling male genetalia

That damn Fred is a peeter skweezer!

by Molecule- November 10, 2008