parooza

Somebody who really knows how to eat the pie while still making money off of the pie.

Bill Gates is a real parooza.

by giloppi November 11, 2014

plunger proof

Said of bullshit that is so dense and deep it cannot be overcome

The politician thought his denials, excuses, alibis and recriminations were plunger proof, until he found out they had video tapes too.

by Dr. Foo September 15, 2009

Bullet-Proof Nudity

The concept that the less armor or clothing a person wears, the more agile, less encumbered, and distracting they are in a combat situation.

This concept is mostly associated with females, but not exclusive.

After equipping the extremely skimpy bikini-armor, the battle was won as a result of "bullet-proof nudity."

by bbilbo1 March 25, 2010

Bullet Proof Huggies

Fictional, durable, and protective huggies for babies living in extreme environments.

Bullet Proof Huggies for babies living in the ghetto, for their personal safety, happiness, and well-being.

by Stephen Christopher January 6, 2011

child-proof cap

a rubber, prophylactic, or; 'scumbag'!

she had me put on a child-proof cap

should have suspected my child-proof cap burst, when 'the act' started feeling TOO good!!

jennifer was horrified when sam withdrew, his crank adorned with only a 'cock ring', and no child proof cap!!

by michael foolsley December 20, 2013

Bryan-proof

Idiot proof.

“We need to make this game bryan-proof.”

by LeonidBrezhnev January 22, 2022

proofproof

The highest of all proofs. An object so strong it cannot be undone or marred by anything (i.e. fire, power tools, teeth, natural disasters), even proof.

No single one of their hair-brain schemes was proofproof.

You cannot proofproof an egg, asshole.

Some think a diamond to be proofproof. They are dead wrong.

by himguy November 9, 2008