Parked In

Having a massive hard on. Being Parked In is even more debilitating than being Bricked Up.

“Damn Paddy. Why you running late?” “Sorry guys. I’m totally parked in! Give me like 10 minutes to take care of this.”

by Johnnie the Stick July 6, 2022

Parked In

Having a massive hard on. Things are so bad that you can’t even leave your room. Worse than being bricked up.

“Yo, where’s Harry?”

“I’m telling you my guy’s parked in. He’s definitely going to be late to work again. Needs to work those feelings out!”

by Johnnie the Stick July 14, 2022

Parked

Getting absolutely railed at any given time by Parker :’)

I had no I idea I was going to get parked before work, but I hoped it happens everyday for the rest of my life.

by Mellyjelly5116 September 27, 2022

Parked his Car in a Threatening Manner

Car parked legally outside a learning institution, Causing that learning institution to go into lockdown for the safety of students and staff. No need to call Police.

He "parked his car in a threatening manner". We need to lock down to protect the safety of Students and Staff.
Long live the Machine !

by Inbred from Goulburn June 22, 2023

Parked

(A situation) lacking in enjoyment, excitement, or stimuli for those invovled.

"This whole party is parked; we shouldn't have come."

by Ottaman Jones, Esq July 11, 2024

Parked

Boring like a parked car. There is nothing fun about a parked car, it just stays in one place doing nothing.

- Yo bro what you doing later tonight?
- Nothing much man, just staying at home
- Damn, thats so parked

by adu0123 July 24, 2024

parked

meaning very sleep deprived

"Bro I'm so parked right now, I had so much homework to finish"

by hikai555 August 2, 2024