1. The types of people who make me have no other choice but to obey them because I can't "make my own decisions".
2. People who think they own me and persuade me to everything they do is right and us teens know what is wrong and right.
3. People who tell me to do my work but when I get like 1 page undone in this book or that packet they scold me for being a total faliure and completely demotivate me, the cycle never ends until i turn 18 and im probably gonna be a hobo by now
4. People who be nice to my friends parents or my friends alone but when it comes to me they're a total monster
5. People who take away something that I need, not video games but my entire lunch/dinner.
2. People who think they own me and persuade me to everything they do is right and us teens know what is wrong and right.
3. People who tell me to do my work but when I get like 1 page undone in this book or that packet they scold me for being a total faliure and completely demotivate me, the cycle never ends until i turn 18 and im probably gonna be a hobo by now
4. People who be nice to my friends parents or my friends alone but when it comes to me they're a total monster
5. People who take away something that I need, not video games but my entire lunch/dinner.
Friend: hey can i have candy can please
Mom: yeah sure!!
Child: can i have an eighth of his candy can please?
Mom: NO REMEMBER YOU HAVE 40 MATH PAGES TO DO
Child: But that's too much work for a 6th gr-
Mom: NO SHUT UP EITHER YOU DO 80 PAGES OR YOU GET GROUNDED
Friend: too much wor-
Mom: Oh ok let's decrease it to 79
Child: hey can i have a quarter i need it to buy a ruler from a guy over there
Dad: Oh that guy? HE'S UNTRUSTABLE KID UR GROUNDED
Friend: hey can i have a dollar to buy gummy worms from a guy over there
Dad: Here take 100 dollars
Child: I hate parents
Mom and Dad: S P A N K
Friend: I hate everyone in the world and im gonna slaughter them one by one
Mom and Dad: oh ok
Mom: yeah sure!!
Child: can i have an eighth of his candy can please?
Mom: NO REMEMBER YOU HAVE 40 MATH PAGES TO DO
Child: But that's too much work for a 6th gr-
Mom: NO SHUT UP EITHER YOU DO 80 PAGES OR YOU GET GROUNDED
Friend: too much wor-
Mom: Oh ok let's decrease it to 79
Child: hey can i have a quarter i need it to buy a ruler from a guy over there
Dad: Oh that guy? HE'S UNTRUSTABLE KID UR GROUNDED
Friend: hey can i have a dollar to buy gummy worms from a guy over there
Dad: Here take 100 dollars
Child: I hate parents
Mom and Dad: S P A N K
Friend: I hate everyone in the world and im gonna slaughter them one by one
Mom and Dad: oh ok
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Get the parents mug.Parentitis, Also called man child syndrome, is a disease of the brain which symptoms include:
-being a brony
-lack of maturity
-browsing on 4chan all the time
-getting butthurt over small things
-fapping off to anime porn
You can easily spot a person suffer from parentitis as they usually have a neckbeard, wearing a fedora, and they'll make a scene usually for attention or because mummy forgot to buy them something from the shops.
It is caused by over-parenting or massive sheltering, these are perpetrated by what one would call a helicopter parent. This is a terrible disease of the mind which usually common among people in their 20s and 30s, there has been no cure found for this disease.
-being a brony
-lack of maturity
-browsing on 4chan all the time
-getting butthurt over small things
-fapping off to anime porn
You can easily spot a person suffer from parentitis as they usually have a neckbeard, wearing a fedora, and they'll make a scene usually for attention or because mummy forgot to buy them something from the shops.
It is caused by over-parenting or massive sheltering, these are perpetrated by what one would call a helicopter parent. This is a terrible disease of the mind which usually common among people in their 20s and 30s, there has been no cure found for this disease.
Person #1: Dude, why did that guy near the shops wearing the massive fedora have that meltdown?
Person #2: Oh, he suffers from parentitis.
Person #2: Oh, he suffers from parentitis.
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