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Parting the Red Sea

Sexual intercourse with a woman while she is menstruating. The stench and copious amount of blood released and accompanied with a woman's period is of little or no consequence to a man who is still willing to have sex with her. The man is usually very horny and/or drunk.
"Even though Sonia was on her period, I wanted to fuck her really bad. I knew that I would be parting the Red Sea if I fucked her liked that. But I'm an interesting guy and when I want something, I get it. So I did it"

"My neighbor is so fucking hot. I'd fuck her even if I had to part her Red Sea."
by R.U. Sirius September 25, 2008
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parentnoia

The state of limbo in waiting for yourself or your sexual partner to get her period. Symptoms include restricted spending, diminished sexual activity with that partner, typical lowered substance abuse/toxin consumption, and an overall state of tension or anxiety.
Joe: HEY! Buy a round of shots!

Parentnoia victim: Sorry dude, that cougar I took home two weeks ago says she's 1.5 weeks late. We used a condom, but she said she forgot her pill... But I gotta save my scrilla; I'm a little parentnoid.

Joe: Shit guy, you need to chill out on that parentnoia! Let's go to the strip club and take home a stripper!
by testicles...that is all October 18, 2007
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painting

sexual term used by gay men to describe the painting(shitting) on a penis....usually when a bottom is not cleansed or the penis goes in too deep.
Leon and Antonio were having sex and Antonio went in too deep and Leon painted on Antonios penis.
by A&T Student December 5, 2004
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oil painting

A non homosexual way for guys to describe another guy as "hot" or "attractive". This term can also be used by girls to describe guys aswell.
"Dude, Philip is an oil painting "

or

"Johnny Depp is such an oil paiting"
by magicalchickens August 13, 2007
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parentnoia

when parents don't let their children do anything, and are afraid of everything in the world, because their baby might catch a cold, or fall down, etc.
The mother absoultely FREAKED OUT when another toddler grabbed her child's juice box. "Dont't drink that!!!" she screamed.
She is suffering from a severe case of parentnoia.
by Meadow Soprano October 14, 2007
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Painting the roof

Ejaculating so hard your semen flies in an upward direction and hits the ceiling.
"Omg Tom. That was so hot. You were painting the roof!"
by AznJapDude June 15, 2015
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sponge painting

When a girl is on her period and gets the blood on her overgrown bush and then uses the blood to "sponge paint" on her partner.
Guy 1: Bro, why does it look like Helen Keller tried to paint a Bob Ross mural on your back?
Guy 2: Aw shit, Lafonda was on the rag last night, that bitch must've started sponge painting me after I came home blacked out.
by YallBeenEatinChips March 22, 2010
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