piss parasite

One who decides to drink your alcohol....
And does so without conviction.

" Man this beer is going down soooo well Sedrick "
" Yeah, even Steve likes it... "
" What ! Is he drinking our beer ?! "
" He sure is... "
" Piss Parasite ! "

by Little_Sedrick July 31, 2008

X parasite

A parasitic life-form that obtains a new host body by destroying the original and creating a copy.
An X Parasite samples DNA data from previous hosts and can then change it's shape accordingly. X Parasites have been known to copy the actions of the hosts so perfectly that often there are X Parasites walking in the streets of you local city and nobody even realises it.
The X Parasite, if threatened, will destroy a life-form and steal it's DNA.

Proceed with caution, it is expected that the X Parasites have infected the area.

by Mechacrazie2k August 12, 2005

parasite

one who feels that you are friends even tho you only one time, eventually starts to suck the niceness out of you on visual contact

Peter Hastings, currently at Laguna Beach High School

by R.A.P.E. April 1, 2005

Parasite

A female human who uses sexual advances and intercourse to lure unsuspecting men into a trap, to feed off of them. Once they are no longer satisfied, they move on to another man and the cycle repeats.

"Dude, what the hell happened to James?"

"His parasite of a girlfriend dumped him, the bitch used sex to keep him wrapped."

by The heartless wonder January 8, 2012

Parasite

Based on the film of the same name, this is when you get a new job and then one at a time you get your friends jobs there too until you’re all running the place.

You got a job at the water park? Let’s parasite that place!

by Mattefinished January 17, 2020

Ego Parasites

People who lookup their own names on Urban Dictionary and share it on social media to see if anybody gives a fuck.
They are similar to Ego Bacteria, which usually settle their grounds via posting multiple pictures of their breakfast, lunch, dinner, etc. But Ego Parasites are prone to be more immune to common sense than Ego Bacteria.

- What's the whole deal about everybody posting the definition of their names on Instagram?

- Just another wave of Ego Parasites, nothing new...

by SkankHunt42_therealone August 17, 2018

Parasite

A parasite is an organism that lives on or in a host organism and gets its food from or at the expense of its host.

Parasites can be protists, bacteria, viruses, fungi, plants or (animals) > filthy, sick minded, dumb, cheap, very cheap, loser human.

by Youaremyprincesses, remember? April 30, 2022