paranoia

When your boses tell you that everything is going to be ok... then they leave.

See: Nigel Hurst

by DS May 18, 2004

Paranoia

When you think that everyone else is saying that you are preggers or have a big nose when really they have no desire to talk about you at all

'Gosh, I wish people would shut up saying that I'm preggers with a baby that has a nose the size of everest'

'Laura, nobody is saying that, shut up, you've got bad paranoia going on'

by deeeeeeeeeeayyy February 23, 2009

Paranoia

When you're crazy enough to think everybody in the world is out to get you, even if they don't know you.

Person 1: Hi!

Person 2: Ah! Get away from me! Oh... It's you, not a murderer. Okay. Hi!

Person 1: Uhm... Wow you've only got a little bit of paranoia.

by Rupali May 21, 2009

PARANOiA -HADES-

Yes, it's been remixed again for DDR SuperNOVA 2!!

This is another PARANOiA, with speed changes from 75-300, and a video which scares people. Apparently.

The artist is NAOKI, this time with the pseudonym a-type300 (the 'a' is a Greek alpha symbol).

While the Heavy steps are only a difficulty of 9, there are many difficult parts which players believe make it a 10. The Challenge steps are very difficult, with a final long 8th note death run containing crossovers and jumps.

PARANOiA -HADES-
a-type300

BPM: 75-300
Stops: 0

B-3, L-7, S-8, H-9, C-10

by Oni-91 November 13, 2007

paranoia

someone who hears voices, very suspicious, acts like a stalker, uses a dictaphone, phsycopatic, hearing voices, loves his friends hates his family, hates christmas ie scrooge !!!!! thinks a woman who even looks at another man is a slut.

manhattan nuts - paranoia

by me da December 12, 2010

Paranoia

SOMEONES BEHIND ME AAAAAAHHHHHHHH- EVERYTIME I TURN THEY MOVEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
The reason I can't sleep ;-;

Paranoia: SOMEONES BEHIND YOUUUUUUUUU
Me: ~looks behind me~ where?
Paranoia: IT MOVES WHEN YOU LOOK
Me: AAAAAAAHHHHHHHH
Paranoia: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHH

by ドリームクラウド January 25, 2021

Pending Paranoia Request

A mental Facebook Friend Request you have for someone but won't send it. You get paranoid that they don't like you because they have not requested to be your friend first, so you avoid sending them a friend request all together.But it doesn't stop there, you still think about sending them a friend request if you guys had a great conversation or they seem to really like you, BUT you still avoid sending the friend request. Why? Because you don't want to deal with the awkwardness of them denying your friend request. Because then that will just prove they don't like you, and you see them everyday and that would make things incredibly awkward, causing you to be even more paranoid when you see them.

Person 1"I have known David for a year, I see him everyday, but I haven't sent him a friend request."
Person 2"Just send it, it's not a big deal."
Person 1"Ya but what if he denies it?"
Person 2"Oh ya true, that would make things really awkward."
Person 1"What the hell do I do? I Fucking paranoid!"
Person 2"Just don't send it."
Person 1"OK, back to square one."
Person 2"You have what I like to call a pending paranoia request. It's very common, you're not alone. You can get help for it."

by KatilinaFeva September 25, 2011