Golden Parachute

When your boy friend pisses on your umbrella and you jump off the roof with it on to a massive dildo.

Dave didn't make it to the golf tournament today, he suffered a broken leg from performing a Golden Parachute last night.

by MeanJoeGreen1979 June 16, 2015

parachute pants

when you poop its parachute pants.

todya i pooped and it was parachute pants.

by jeremy December 15, 2003

Packing A Parachute

Its just like pitching a tent in your pants, only air borne. ie. Airplane, helicopter or hot air ballon.

I pitched a tent in my pants on a helicopter = I packed a parachute on the helicopter.

The girl next to me on the flight home was hot and suddenly I was Packing a Parachute.

by gilmoreforereal October 20, 2012

parachute pants

Pants with a built in rip cord which reveals your member to adoring ladies

I put a huge smile on her face when i did the "parachute pant dance of the exotic panda" on her.

by Davey G April 29, 2004

parachute pants

Noun: Pants that can protect you from dieing after trying to commit suicide off of a very high building.

1.I jumped off a building but durvived from my parachute pants.
2. Im Sean and i wear parachute pants.

by Dan Solomon April 16, 2003

parachute pals

Friends who can be counted on to "catch you as you fall" and/or "ease your descent" --- i.e., they'll always "be there for you" during times of emotional distress, offer helpful ideas/cautions, etc.

Anytime an on-line "friend" whom I have not met yet (and therefore I cannot be sure if that person is reliable or "for real") invites/requests/allows me to go and meet him somewhere, I always peruse the map to see if any of my "parachute pals" happen to live in that same general area, and if so, I call them up first to ask if I may make a "secondary journey" over to visit them for a while if the person whom I was going to meet during my "primary mission" is either a no-show or not sociable/reasonable to me... it helps make the trip not be a total waste of time and travel-expenses, plus I'll have a shoulder to cry on and soothe me in my humiliation and disappointment at my failed attempt to cultivate a new friendship.

by QuacksO July 18, 2018

parachute mouth

When someone who appears to have a small mouth is capable of taking enormous bites.

“I gave Elizabeth a bite of my burrito, and now half of it is gone! She’s got a parachute mouth”

by Yeetbert January 30, 2019