A person who is just being an asshole or extremely toxic. This word describes a person that nobody would typically want to have as a friend.
Josh: God! Daniel is being such an ostrich pooper!
Brian: I know right! He keeps calling me ching chong and it's fucking retarded.
Zaid: Stupid ostrich pooper teamkilling me!
Brian: I know right! He keeps calling me ching chong and it's fucking retarded.
Zaid: Stupid ostrich pooper teamkilling me!
by Mr. Ostrich Man March 14, 2019
To ostritch dive, one needs to consider the complexity of such a maneuver. First aquire lubricants and various oils. Secondly, aquire flexible female reproductive organs (grandmothers recommended). Then proceed by inserting lubricated head slowly but firmly into the females front bottom.
by Spastic llama August 19, 2015
Any of a breed of 19-24 year old women, usually blonde (natural or otherwise), who think they are the greatest things since sliced cheese. (Only in their own mind.) They come across as snotty, bitchy, spoiled, psychotic and terminally dull.
by Wolf February 29, 2004
1)Someone who is a geek, a fag, and a knob rolled into one completely irritating package. The sort which would piss you off no matter what the situation time or place
2) The obvious
2) The obvious
1) (insert name of loser) is an Ostrich Sack
2) Holy shit! that Ostrich has a huge sack! If it's legs weren't as long it'd drag on the ground!
2) Holy shit! that Ostrich has a huge sack! If it's legs weren't as long it'd drag on the ground!
by CalvinPalmer November 19, 2005
by pookstah April 02, 2009
One so far up their own arse they are coming out of their mouth. An ostrich buries its head in the sand. An arse ostrich buries their head in their arse.
Normal person 1:"That Jennifer is really stuck up!"
Me:"Yeah man; she's an arse ostrich."
Normal person 1:"Heh heh heh."
Me:"Yeah man; she's an arse ostrich."
Normal person 1:"Heh heh heh."
by The chaplain November 29, 2006
by Lizzy and Yalex December 09, 2013