Australian ostrich

When you are having sex on the beach, you stick your dick in the sand and slip it back in one swift thrust all while screaming like an ostrich.
I heard Brandon doing the Australian ostrich while camping on the beach last night.
by Nschmeet June 04, 2015
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emotional ostrich

A person who avoids dealing with problems or emotions, figuratively burying their head in the sand.
My mom hates acknowledging a problem, let alone actually dicussing it. She is such an emotional ostrich...

Man, she has really been ostriching it up lately...
by kforbs July 01, 2014
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Ostrich Honky

Any of a breed of 19-24 year old women, usually blonde (natural or otherwise), who think they are the greatest things since sliced cheese. (Only in their own mind.) They come across as snotty, bitchy, spoiled, psychotic and terminally dull.
Example “Man my girlfriend is such an ostrich honky, I want to kill her.”
by Wolf February 29, 2004
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Ostrich Sack

1)Someone who is a geek, a fag, and a knob rolled into one completely irritating package. The sort which would piss you off no matter what the situation time or place

2) The obvious
1) (insert name of loser) is an Ostrich Sack

2) Holy shit! that Ostrich has a huge sack! If it's legs weren't as long it'd drag on the ground!
by CalvinPalmer November 19, 2005
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Ostrich Queefs

1. Absolutely the best band name ever used and abused.

2. Two morons making stupid music.
"Hey, did those two assholes just call someone gay?"

"Of course! That's Ostrich Queefs!"
by pookstah April 02, 2009
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arse ostrich

One so far up their own arse they are coming out of their mouth. An ostrich buries its head in the sand. An arse ostrich buries their head in their arse.
Normal person 1:"That Jennifer is really stuck up!"
Me:"Yeah man; she's an arse ostrich."
Normal person 1:"Heh heh heh."
by The chaplain November 29, 2006
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ass ostrich

A person who's head is stuck so far up their ass that they can't think straight
He told you that donkey's live in the desert?! What an ass ostrich!
by Lizzy and Yalex December 09, 2013
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