Obvious

(lat: "Ob vio": in front of eyes")

A situation so clearly, that you can see it in front of your eyes.

- Oh, my god, that guy is wearing a long night dress!
Is he gay, or something?...
- Well, d'oh! It's so OBVIOUS...

by Ramånen September 10, 2011

catherine obvious

basically Captain Obvious but what Tori from victorious thought the name actually was

Jade: it’s so hot

Tori: thank you... Catherine Obvious

by FinnBalor_81 November 10, 2019

oblivious

A word that sounds really cool... what does this mean, anyway?

Me: I'm OBLIVIOUS!!!11111
Other person: Well one thing's for sure; you're oblivious to the meaning of "oblivious".

by sorrysauce August 3, 2007

captain obvious

that fucktard who's always lurking arround waiting for the chance to explain anything about a situation known to everyone.

common state ments made by captain obvious are things such as 'wow guys look its raining'. Yes captain obvious is that guy who leaves everyone thingking 'you dense mother fucker'

captain obvious: hey we have schoool on moday

person: thanks for that captain obvious

captain obvious: thats ok

person: you dense mother fucker

by cottnsoft April 10, 2013

oblivious jet fan

a person hu seriously believes the jets are a decent football team. they show their pride by wearing jets jerseys to school even after loses. they even go so far as to waste 5 dollars in a football pool by picking the jets to beat the chargers

Mark Kramer asian, Jon Panarella boyish charm, Joe Pollack faggot

by Limz January 7, 2005

obviously not

when something is blatent obvious, sarcasm, founded by the clipston click

"do you want some weed?"
"obviously not"

by Tom Hayward and Mason November 19, 2004

Captain Obvious

Best friends with sergeant sarcasm and colonel comeback.

captain obvious blah blah blah

by NinjaCookies33 June 5, 2013