odviously

A deliberate misuse of the word "obviously" used with lashings of irony and/or sarcasm. Used in its purest form, it should sound to the other person as though you are agreeing with what they are saying but to anyone with half a brain the opposite is true. It is a perfectly acceptable response to someone who has just said something utterly stupid.

"Look, it wasn't my fault I wrote off the car. They should never have put a goddamn telegraph pole there in the first place!" "Odviously"

odviously by Abel McCain February 9, 2010

obviousfuckenly

When people say something you already said 😊

I saw the movie twilight....
You saw the twilight saga movies

Yes obviousfuckenly I just said it

obviousfuckenly by Elilly March 4, 2016

Obvious Jew

A person who is obviously a Jew. OJ's usually are recognizable by their name. To spot an OJ, look at their name. If it sounds Jewish, it probably is.

Be aware that not all people who have Jewish-sounding names are actually Jewish, so don't write in another OJ in your Obvious Jew Scouting notebook unless you're sure they really are a genuine Jew.

Person 1: "Hey, is Ben an Obvious Jew?"
Person 2: "Who, Ben Silverberg? You betcha"

Person 1: "Aaron Goldman is an OJ, right?"
Person 2: "You got that right"

Obvious Jew by evencoolerguy January 24, 2021

Captain Obvious

A phrase that is used to state that what the other person is saying is obvious.
"Captain Obvious, he's our hero! He's gonna tell you what you already know!"

2 men are walking together outside during the zombie apocolypse. Suddenly, a zombie leaps out of some bushes he was hiding in, and rushes at the 2 men. One of the men takes out a shotgun and blows the guy's head off. The 2 men watch in horror as he collapses to the ground, blood gushing from his neck. "Oh my goodness! I think he's dead!" One of the men say. The other man looks at him and says, "Thanks, Captain Obvious." Frustrated, the first man takes his gun and blows his head off. The second man falls to the ground, blood gushing from his neck. "Oh my goodness! I think he's dead!" The man exclaims.

Captain Obvious by ThatPyro September 16, 2015

obviousm 

Obviousm is a disease. Its main and only symptom is the stating of the obvious, which is already known to everyone.

*Car explodes*
Red Dude: "Hey, that car exploded"
Blue Dude: "You suffer obviousm. Let me cure you be a strong kick to the head."

obviousm by dft August 5, 2006

obviouslay 

When something is so obviously good it’s a slay

obviouslay we are wearing pink!

obviouslay by rizznado21 June 5, 2023

obvious ovulation october 

ObviousOvulation Octobre is the month where you should try to "reproduce" in as many places as possible (Often public places) during the month of october. Is also called O.O.O or Triple O

"Dude I did it on the bus, how many places have you done now that it's Obvious Ovulation October.

obvious ovulation october by BruhMomenter12344 November 20, 2019