Nonce

A pedo or someone acting dodgy in a weird way towards kids

Gertrude: How could u dare do such a thing! Ur such a fucking nonce pal. Save it for court. Im reporting you.

Albert: Hold your horses albert thats my son and i can do what i want with him. Besides, hes only 5 and if i get sent down who would look after him?!

by Chronic Beatboxer April 9, 2020

nonce

A nonce is a person that like to stalk children!, so basically a nonce is a pedophile

J0ngle is a Sweaty Nonce !
or

J0ngle like to be a nonce because he likes kids!

by -Flint June 5, 2020

Nonce

People named Nathan and Charlie

Oh look it’s Nathan the nonce

by Fatty bum bum January 17, 2021

Nonce

a boy who obsesses over younger girls

Year 10 boy: look at her arse (year 8)
Other year 10:shutup u nonce

by Hajakaoaosodoso August 19, 2019

Nonce

A well constructed argument.

James was losing the debate but then called Simon a nonce. James won the debate by default.

by Nonce-eater 5000 July 30, 2019

Nonce

UK slang for pedophile or sex offender. Often appear in YouTube videos or on social media. More common in dark allies coated in graffiti. Don't really like to show their faces. Can prefer boys or girls.

Guy: hey kid, get in my van. i have candy
Kid: HELL NO YOU NONCE

by Iss Ya Boi Skinny Penis May 25, 2018

Nonce

A pedo in Speedo’s

Charlie key is a right nonce because he plays with 12 year olds

by MeetingWheel69 May 29, 2019