numpty

noun, substantive; person who is a complete ass in every way

Joseph Sarandos, the moderator, user and subject of discussion at forum.searchingjenin.com, is the chief of all numpties

by Larry Hagman October 8, 2003

numpty

A complete blooming idiot, one who needs to have one's eyes slapped out. A candidate for the Darwin Awards.

That Hammock is a f**king numpty!

by beffkin March 19, 2003

numpty

A bit of a tit

Beat it ya numpty, before I chin ye

by Dugswab January 10, 2003

nompton

An extremely shitty guild on Darkspear that bows down and sucks the penis of the Merciless Midgets.

MM is better than that PoS Nompton guild.

by Haldamir May 19, 2008

nomstar

a champion nommer

i ate sooo much food today, such a nomstar

by chochang44 June 29, 2011

nomtown

when about to embark on an eating adventure, usually involving a food or foods that are particularly delicious.

going to the new mexican restaurant tonight NOMTOWN

by holdmahdddd October 10, 2011

Numptitous

Numptitous - He got a severe case of numptitous when he started work

He caught numptitous when he arrived and henceforth we he was known as a Numpty

by Timmay62 October 15, 2015