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noone

Meaning "no one". Perhaps inspired by the word "nobody".

Most commonly used by people who acquired their literary skills in online chat rooms.
NYDude447: Your a dumbass! Noone with a haff a brain culd hate that flick! Their are wurse movies.

DownTownSam: Read a book you semi-literate meathead!
by AbnormalBoy April 2, 2004
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nooner

a "quickie" at noon, especially on your lunch break at work, with the chica from accounting
We slipped into the janitor's closet and pounded out a nooner.
by Herb N. Dictionary October 20, 2002
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nonconformmunity

a group of people who say they are different from everyone else, but are exactly the same within their clique
"me and all my friends wear black lipstick to show OUR individuality"

"you guys are such sheep, im going to be different...just like everyone else"

"why is the nonconformmunity always smoking ciggarettes in front of the local mall?"
by David Scroggins February 23, 2009
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high noon stand-off

When two men stand facing each other and give each other western handjobs, each racing to try and ejaculate on the other person first.
Eric: Hey dude, Anything going on tonight?
Jacob: Jesse and I have a high noon stand-off planned for later.

Chad: You know what time it is!
Ryan: High noon stand-off time?!
Chad: Ready, set, draw!
by Ultimatefgt November 4, 2013
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nonconformist

One who does not follow the norms of their overall society or culture.

The irony of one who claims to be a nonconformist is that they do conform to their society or culture to some extent. For example, unless he or she made up a language only he or she knows, he or she do share the same language with others in his or her culture or society, and therefore he or she is a conformist in that respect.

If one to were to learn a bit about modern psychology, he or she would discover that nonconformists are almost nonexistent.
Lindsay: Think for yourself.

Elise: I won't follow your advice. I won't "think for myself." I am a nonconformist.
by Commonsense September 5, 2012
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Nooner Pooper

Lunch time sex break but with a twist, anal sex is involved.
WallyB pays a visit to Saggy to perform a nooner pooper on her during his lunch hour. A Happy WallyB leaves right after all soiled up but with a smile.
by OGBOLO March 2, 2010
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Nobonusitis

A reason for calling in sick, due to not receiving your bonus.

It's a feeling of nausea stemming from being pissed off due to not getting a well deserved bonus because your boss can afford to keep non-productive, financially draining employees (who facebook stalk and pinterest all day) on the payroll, but "due to commission cuts", can't seem to reward the ones who actually look after the business and do the damn work.
"I won't be coming in today. I have nobonusitis."
by nolongeraboveandbeyond October 20, 2012
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