Cactus Nipples

When a girl's nipples are so hairy, sucking on them is like sucking on cactus

girl: ya baby, suck deez nipples!
boy: damn girl, you got'em cactus nipples. Here, call this number THEN hmu *hands over waxing spa card"

by Boss miatch April 9, 2020

Ergonomic Nipples

A set of perfect female breasts that are always in the pointy upright position. The right size, pert and always at attention. Ergonomic nipples are perfect for nuzzling suckling.

I’m sucked on her ergonomic nipples last night for over an hour and my neck didn’t hurt.

Her ergonomic nipples were winking at me in the break room today.

She let me and the bro’s take turns on her ergonomic nipples.

by Dick Onchin October 1, 2020

Alabama chewing nipples

Nipples so big that they actually sag by themselves.

I took a bitch home from the bar last night, got her bra off and to my surprise I found me some Alabama chewing nipples.

by Mark Martwat May 16, 2017

Cookie Nipples

Exceedingly large nipple area on a chick.

Renee looked good until she took off her shirt and exposed her cookie nipples. I nearly puked when I saw those fuckers.

by Lazynutz July 4, 2005

crunchy nipples

What happens to a chicks nipples after you cum on them and then allow it to dry and harden.

After the cum dried on her tits she had crunchy nipples the rest of the night.

by Assbark April 1, 2010

strawberry nipples

When a fat guy has man tits with large, red, point, fleshy nipples that look a lot like strawberries.

That kid Justin has really bad strawberry nipples. "Strawberry Nipples Forever"

by dr. hoodrat January 3, 2016

wormy nipples

(Noun) Unusually long nipples. Too long. Nipples that you most likely do not like, because they are long.

1) If the girl is bent over, and they look like icicles hanging from a gutter.

2) Danny says that he put a clamp on his pregnant dogs nipple, that hung 2 inches off of the usual utter area.

(Danny just described a wormy nipple)

3) Scott says: "The girl was hot, but when she took off her shirt, these two twizzlers came shooting out at me."

(Scott just described wormy nipples)

by Todd Hathaway March 12, 2008