Socially Naked

1.) Sitting in the furthest desk of a classroom with nobody around you.

2.) Sitting alone at a lunch table while everyone stares at you and gives you "the look".

3.) Waiting while one of your friends talks to a group of people of whom you do not know.

4.) Having no friends at all and being stared at while you're in isolation, thus giving you an awkward, uncomfortable feeling 24/7.

Please stop staring at me, you're making me feel socially naked.

by Luke SkyWAKA June 15, 2011

global naked day

global naked day (December 15th) is a day where you get naked for the whole day, going outside with clothes is optional but everyone participating in global naked day MUST be naked inside the house

Hey, have you heard that today is global naked day? What are clothes for? Let's get naked and be horny.

by edgymofo December 11, 2021

naked soul

The love you and your partner share, when looking deep into their secrets, understanding their profound meaning which makes them, who they are, knowing each and every detail about that persons life, now that's a naked soul.

Girl: were Both naked souls
Boy: knowing everything about you

by Rawr boo November 1, 2013

Nike Funks

Fake nike dunks (the swoosh and stitching is different then regular dunks) that faggot posers will say they bought for over 300 dollars when they really got them for 30 bucks at pay less.

Yesterday I saw that queer bag rocking his nike funks.

Yo sick nike funks kid!

by Nick Lombardi October 29, 2007

Nike SB

Short for Nike SkateBoarding. Nike's foray into the skateboard shoe market.

Although Nike basketball shoes were already popular among skateboarders during the 80s due to their strong grips and durable ankle support, the Nike SB is the first offical Nike skateboarding shoe.

It's also become somewhat of a pop culture phenomenon with many non-skaters wearing the shoe.

Hey man, that's a fresh pair of Nike SBs!

by T3hAnonymous May 10, 2009

Naked Wasted

You will not know it when it happens but everyone else will. Drinking to the point of nudity.

Amanda called and said lets get naked wasted.

by moanany January 24, 2009

Naked Goat

A goatee grown without any accompanying hair above the mouth (i.e. no stache). A Soul Patch in and of itself does not qualify as a "naked goat" because it is normally not substantial enough to require an accompanying stache for the sake of aesthetic balance.

I had to do a double-take when I noticed he was rocking the Naked Goat tonight. Only a man with supreme confidence would venture off into that territory.

by [e-mail] October 9, 2008