lil nads wasted

Getting blackout drunk, peeing on the floor of a gas station and then waking up in the hospital with a black eye on your birthday with no memory of the precious night.

yo! let’s get lil nads wasted tonight

by dwaynecial August 24, 2019

sweaty nads

sweating dick and balls

gee, I sure love the taste of sweaty nads in the morning. especially if their my dads sweaty nads. mmmhm.

by hshshdjpdbdkdhd September 16, 2016

nad

an adjective, used to describe a situation when something amazing happens.

Nad! I found diamonds in Minecraft.

by nignog69.420 April 5, 2020

The nad puncher

Large two handed weapon, preferably a war hammer, used for the specific purpose of killing people by hitting them in the nads over and over again.

My brother was pissing me off so I had to bring out The Nad Puncher!

by TheBillster September 4, 2012

the nads

when a situation is wholly unsatisfactory

Guy 1: My girlfriend wanted me to give her a sticky quacker, but I accidentally skruncled and now she won’t text me back.
Guy 2: Man, that’s the nads.

by Scrooge McSkrunc November 23, 2021

nads

the tallest person on earth and also is very lean and will have abs very VERY soon AND IF SHE WERE A MARIO CHARACTER ITD BE SUPER MARIO

omg its nads the tall person!!!

by imhardrn May 28, 2023

“My Nads!!”

Used to express sarcastic excitement ; said with a lisp, and stretching out the m in “my” and the a in “nads”.

Coach: “Jimmy, it’s your turn!”

Jimmy: “My nads!!”

(Mmmyy naaaads!!)

by Mr. Ball Head February 20, 2023