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Mrs. Myles

A short, fat, black, old, and stubby spherical object. This particular creature enjoys stuffing its face with fried chicken. It also love to scare children and eat them. When brought into KFC/Popeye's it will begin to levitate and absorb all of the chicken within its orbital vicinity. When it orders it will ask for no less than 40 pieces of chicken. It will then count the amount of chicken and if the number does not equal the amount ordered it will demand to get the chicken back and will receive a coupon. Its hairdo looks like the hair has been raised 6 inches up, 2 inches to the back, and floating. It has a strong southern accent and is extremely black if u didn't already catch that. If encountered offer chicken to it and run as fast as you can. Remember it doesn't have long legs and has 400 pounds of extra body fat. If angered can and will cause earthquakes.
That fat bitch over their looks like Mrs. Myles.
Mrs. Myles by DumbAssTrick January 24, 2015
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Eyeliner that is belonging to you. Your eyeliner.
Not someone else's, and in otherwords, yours and only yours.
Today I decided to wear myliner instead of mascara.
Myliner by Laugh Attack February 11, 2009

Mylebrity 

A portmanteau of my and celebrity. A term used to describe people who are famous relative to the speaker, but who may not be a mainstream popular figure. Examples could be football players playing for a lesser team, an actor in an unknown or obscure TV series or film, an alternative or non-mainstream comedian, authors, critics and politicians, particularly on a local or regional level.
A: "Hey, I got a tweet off a mylebrity the other day."
B: "Who was it?"
A: "Oh, it was Martin Riley, a defender who plays for my favourite team."

A: "Got a mylebrity autograph the other day."
B: "Oh? Whose?"
A: "It was John Lloyd. He's a television producer and author of some books I like."
Mylebrity by Liquidia April 15, 2013

Myles Wilmson 

The WHITEST man alive.
Dude, you're such a Myles Wilmson
Why?
I meme. Hard.
Myles Wilmson by Jewtastic11 December 6, 2016
A male giving name: from a Arabic word meaning king for a example from the web malik responding trough the bullhorn calling from immediate in indictment of darren Wilson
Meliek is a king and a king rule over something
meliek by N0cap_.killah May 13, 2018
She’s a funny and bubbly girl that gets along with a lot of people and will make you laugh no matter how sad you are. They are loyal to people they trust , but it takes them a while to trust somebody. They are also very unique and rare and there are not many people with this name and they are so sweet,caring and outgoing but don’t mess with them because if you piss them off you are about to get beaten up. They are boy magnets every single boy wants them but they will stay loyal to their boyfriend always. Can be trouble makers if they want to .
Oh that’s myleene over there I wish she was my girlfriend she is so loyal .
Myleene by DanceHD NM December 1, 2018