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Mxlau

I've come to make an announcement: Mxlau's a bitch-ass motherfucker, he pissed on my fucking wife. That's right, he took his discord user-fuckin' quilly dick out and he pissed on my fucking wife, and he said his dick was "this big," and I said "that's disgusting," so I'm making a callout post on my Twitter.com: Mxlau, you've got a small dick, It's the size of this walnut except WAY smaller. And guess what? Here's what my dong looks like: that's right baby, all points, no quills, no pillows— look at that, it looks like two balls and a bong. He fucked my wife, so guess what, I'm gonna fuck the EARTH. That's right, this is what you get: MY SUPER LASER PISS!! Except I'm not gonna piss on the Earth, I'm gonna go higher; I'm pissing ON THE MOON! How do you like that, Discord? I PISSED ON THE MOON, YOU IDIOT! You have twenty-three hours before the piss drrrrroplllllllets hit the fucking Earth, now get outta my fucking sight, before I piss on you too!"
by HG$WEUHHJWHJIREIHOERJIOHER March 17, 2020
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mxgxzineluv

most underrated rapper who is probably fucking your mom as we speak
that nigga mxgxzineluv
by mxgxzineluv October 6, 2020
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mxlqn

some virgin ape who trolls on ft
did you see mxlqn troll messi today? what a bitchless ape!
by hold this ratioooo June 5, 2021
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Mxyia111

An alpha male who kins Shinji Ikari and can be considered as a shinnie. He hates genshin fandom and can be found on tik tok.
-Hey, have you heard about mxyia111? He kins Shinji Ikari!
-Omg! So he can be considered as a shinnie!
by Kokichikinnieuwu February 9, 2022
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MXC

mXc is effing awesome...
by kat November 17, 2003
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MXican

A member of the MX forums at www.musicianforums.com. As distinct from a Mexican.
The Pit - the stronghold of the MXicans!
by sabdo February 8, 2004
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mxc

1. one of the best contestant shows (japanese) ever on spike tv that include jumping on walls wearing velcro, running across logs and swinging on ropes, etc.

2. A show that was originated by takeshi's castle. There is a funny dubbed over version here in america. Hosts include Kevin and Vic. Guy Douche also pitches in as well.
me: let's watch the mxc marathon on spike.
joe: right you are, andrea.
by andreacky772 September 1, 2004
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