Muzzam

Has a mustache but refuses to shave it. Has a jacket with headphones built in and has bad english pronunciation. Yet he is the coolest cat in the alley. You haven't lived yet until you've met a Muzzam.

Jennifer: I love Muzzam.
Lexi: Me Too.
Megan: Who doesn't?

by Muzzam Lover October 12, 2011

muzzle-loader

The vile (or pleasant) act of defecating into your mate's mouth and proceeding to force the excrement down his/her throat with your penis. Your mate's mouth acts as the muzzle, the exrement acts as the bullet/gunpowder, and your penis acts as the ramrod. Hopefully your mate will projectile vomit immediately after being muzzle-loaded, so as to replicate the firing of the loaded firearm. If you wish to take it a step further, you can hire a Civil War Commander reenactor to shout out commands during the process such as "Prime!" "Draw Ramrods!" "Ram down the cartridge!" and "Fire!"

Dan: Bro, I hired a Civil War Commander reenactor to shout out the proper commands as I performed the muzzle-loader on your mother last Thursday.

Mike: Did she projectile vomit?

Dan: Hell yeah!

Mike: Nice!

by Mike Dumas May 20, 2008

muzz huzz

muslim husband;

don't let their wives dress inappropriately, go out with their friends, communicate with other men, can't speak until spoken to..etc etc.

yo, that guy is such a muzz huzz

by petite feet August 8, 2009

boob muzzle

When a man nuzzles your boobs, and tries to speek & finds that the sound of his voice is muffled due to the fact that his face is stuck between two boobs.

He found himself hardly able to speek because he was trapped in my boob muzzle

by FireFightressWhite November 23, 2010

Muzza

A muzza is usally a italian/greek. They go around nothen suburbs pumping there music such as: Rap, Rnb, Techno n wog music. They drive Vn BERLINA's White with CALAIS international RIMS n have stolen fones that there cuzzes get from the back of trucks ;). They have Sony Xplodes 12" wif prologic amps. The place they hang out would be Chapple st (safeway carpark), Or bell st maccas, or even getting a Kebab from huchies.

"Look at that muzza"
"were"
"in the vn pumping da music"
"ohh what a MUZZA"

by Wog_On_XtC September 5, 2005

muzzle

When one palms another's mouth and face and then forcefully pushes their face away. Considered very offensive, similar to a slap in the face, but the muzzle usually causes no physical harm, only humiliation. Generally done to intoxicated individuals to indicate that they are no longer wanted around.

Did you see what happened with Julie and Katherine last night? Katherine was so out of control that Julie muzzled the shit out of that bitch.

by jmaimai June 24, 2007

muzzammil

A genius, an awsome person, a great spiritual diety, adam, your mom's cool boyfriend, the guy at the computer store, the hustler, the singer, the rapper, the king, the maker, the winged dragon, the opposite of nicole

Muzzammil is hot

by realdude10198755464564654 June 6, 2009