Magrint

Noun: adult virgin son of an immigrant with a cruddy BMW who squeezes into too tight jeans with flip flops because his paw-like magrint feet don't feet in shoes. Has a "white girl at any cost" attitude to dating and can't wake up before 10 am no matter how many times his mom gently kisses his sweaty forehead to wake him up.

He's such magrint, I've never seen that much hair in someone's buttcrack before.

by Turds of Wisdom May 29, 2019

Muggins

An extremely unattractive person who you’d be embarrassed to say you slept with.

Get this, I almost let a complete muggins sleep over at my place last night. Luckily the beer goggles wore off in time!

by Russdog November 19, 2019

Magriney

Mia Ella stupid word

Dawson and Paul are magriney

by Paul Obwe August 28, 2021

Jug Mugging

To whallop someone violently about the head with one's jugs.

She gave him one hell of a jug mugging. And it was good.

by Jamgirl75 February 26, 2010

Genital Mugging

The sexual violation of an inebriated gentlemen by an unscrupulous woman.

I was there, just hanging out at my local bar, when this ugly bitch tried to buy me a drink. I'm pretty sure she wanted to give me a mean genital mugging.

by Meatlocker7897 May 6, 2011

Cotten headed niggie muggins

An insult from elf in which means “stupid” or you “don’t belong” in a group of people

Just admit it. I’m a Cotten headed niggie muggins.

by lol claie November 18, 2019

muggins

Reluctant, aggravated, pissed off and unpaid personal butler.

(sarcastic tone)..."Don't worry, you just sit there and muggins will get it for you."

by Jackie Walker January 18, 2005