Muggles

A muggle is a desperate creature. It lacks the sexeual tools required to play on the same field as the rest of the creatures. A muggle is inadequate to the level where is has to pray on asexual slugs during their slumber.

Steven fears going outside due to the fear of rape by Muggles.
Frankie is a muggle and pees out out his due to no penis.
Micheal is a muggle and routinely masturbates oraly with tree bark for sexual pleasure.

by Memegod3032 March 8, 2018

Muggle

'Muggle' is a word to describe a non magical person eg. Justin Beiber

Harry: why do u look upset?
Hermione: a muggle bit me!

by Xx_terminator_xx November 25, 2018

mugglesick

When a disabled or chronically ill person gets a common illness (i.e. a cold) on top of already being disabled/ill.

I got mugglesick this weekend, so I took benadryl along with my normal meds.

by dancingfish69 September 23, 2019

muggles

people who cannot match your level of thoughts or simply the people who are not like you

I think I am surrounded by muggles

by anonymous September 24, 2022

cock muggler

A gay slur for somebody who likes to get slapped in the face with two or more cocks at the same time

I had a dream I was a cock muggler.
I heard that Hayden Johnson kid was a cock muggler.

by Gina5493 September 20, 2016

cake muggles

Someone who has an opinion on the pricing of custom cakes yet has no expertise, they tend to have a Walmart budget yet get angry when they can’t afford a custom cake. They also believe they can “do the cake themselves”.

This cake muggle just scoffed at my cake price, so I told her to buy a box of cake mix and make it herself. Because obviously all it is, is milk, eggs and flour.... Cake Muggles!

by Buttercream queen August 30, 2018

Suggle Miggly

Used to refer to Suggling a Miggly, or, in spanish, used to refer to someone about to blow up a warehouse

Jeremy said "OHH SHITTT, DANIEL JUST SUGGLED HIS FIRST MIGGLY" or, Daniel said "Oh this is my Suggling a Miggly"
or, James said " Craig is, as the spanish say, Suggle Miggly"

by Toddlideus March 21, 2023