ethan morton

Long mf schlong, not for a girl looking for a starter dick. dis mans with spread yo legs like you spread nutella on a sandwich. he’ll clap cheeks like a damn applauses. Ever wanted to know why it’s like to shaft yourself with a 14 inch still pipe from Home Depot?? look no further, just hook up with this man

guy-“aye you know ethan morton?”
girl-“how else do you think i got this bad limp”

by urbanmilf69 July 24, 2018

Andrew Morton

quite greasy, plays fortnite and orders huge loads of pizza that the dominoes person can hardly carry. this is his primary fuel source for the week. he never goes in the sun because his parents force him to play handball and become even better. it is impressive to see her attack dogs

andrew morton

by ayeo16 August 6, 2018

Anna Morton

really awesome person tbh. you should be friends with her. she's like super nice and cool and she knows some sign language and she's pretty asf. anna morton is the bestest of the best

"dang, i have been lacking lately, maybe i should be more like anna morton"

by Aaronburr March 4, 2022

Bishop Morton

A kind boy, athletic, kinda smart, and is ugly. Also Bishop is another term for skunk and weed, Bishop also pulls bitches.

“I wanna be like Bishop”
“Same”
“Isn’t he another term for skunk and weed?”
“ but Bishop Morton is cool still”

by Big poop May 18, 2022

75 morton

where kids go when they have no where else to go to. i just love entering this school and seeing kids getting shoved and beat up, and seeing drugs being passed out. teachers as well indulge in this fun behavior. the food is amazing, the mold on bread adds a little more flavor. this whole school is one big weed truck and wrestling rink. these kids need help, physically and mentally.

everyday is like hunger games at the school 75 morton

by chachalacha February 26, 2023

David Lewellyn Morton Brown

A man who shall go to any lengths to place his phallic structure between two pieces of bread and a slice of cheese to then scream down the streets of New York ‘Cheeseburger’

Look at that guy he’s being a real ‘David Lewellyn Morton Brown’

by Debbiebrown1328 July 25, 2023

Morton

another word for someone who is being salty, named after morton salt, originated in south jersey, where people are not guidos.

this nigga is being straight morton right now

by jimmy gunz609 June 15, 2010