Morning After Excuse 

This is the excuse one comes up with the morning after they stayed out late watching a sporting advent, or went out and partied to hard. Often a lame , last minuted excuse that no one buys into. More than likely excessive drinking, and cocaine have a role in ones lifestyle.

Joe's morning after excuse was weak as usual. Obviously the Eagles played last night.

Papa doesn't even need a morning after excuse. He reeks of liquor.

Morning After Excuse by 7mary3 September 16, 2014

morning cap 

Time declared by individual of latest time in the morning they will stay up studying.

With the test in two days, I declared the morning cap around 4 am. I ended up calling it around 2.

morning cap by mwallace2202 April 29, 2015

One In The Morning Idea 

An idea that usually sounds good at One in the morning, but when played out it usually goes horribly wrong.

-One In The Morning Idea-

-"I know where my dad keeps his gun"
*one of your friends dead within the hour*

-trying to prove your badassdedness to your friends by jumping off the roof into the pool over being called a pussy.

"DOODE YOUR SOOOO GAY. YOUR NOT THAT MUCH OF A BADASS....PUSSY"

"PSHH FUCK YOU MAN, ILL FUCKING JUMP OFF YOUR ROOF INTO THE POOL"

'YOUR TOO PUSSY"

"LETS GO"

*friend jumps in pool. noone notices he jumps in the shallow end...friend floats up....pronounced dead at the scene*

-Looking up random videos, getting pissed and sending a hateful email to The Government.

*missing by 6am*

One In The Morning Idea by ParanoidPoe January 9, 2011

Morning Bognor 

A morning bognor is a cocktail to be enjoyed with breakfast:

It consists of the following:
- Jagermeister
- Vodka
- Vanilla Ice Cream
- Tabasco Sauce
- Red Bull.

Can also be enjoyed as an evening cocktail but is then known as a Bognor Regis.

Must always be served with a small umbrella.

I believe I will enjoy a Morning Bognor with this mornings cereal.

Morning Bognor by drunkendisco October 28, 2009

Moaning Tomer 

When two men face opposite ends of a room and slowly back into each other until their asses lightly touch. It is imperative that no eye contact is made.

See also: Whispering Jim

Those guys totally changed the mood of the party when they decided to start a Moaning Tomer.

Moaning Tomer by bizzolt October 11, 2011

Morning dump 

Taking a shit before leaving home in the morning to go anywhere is the best thing one can do for oneself and a courtesy to others. You have your private time to make shit noises and stink up the bathroom without subjecting others in public. Once this morning ritual is done one can go on with their day in confidence.

I destroyed the bathroom when I took my morning dump!

Morning dump by cpetkunas May 26, 2019

Goo Morning

Jiz on a chick's face while she's sleeping. When she wakes up, yell "GOO MORNING!!"

This morning I woke my girlfriend up by jizzing on her face and yelling "GOO MORNING!!!"

Goo Morning by Respectlmno34 April 26, 2011