Porn Mustache

thick bushy mustache, rounded on the edges, commonly found on pornstars.
Commonly referred to as a porn stache

Jonny grew up and now can grow a porn mustache nearly as great as Tom Sellck's.

by kablarghhhh August 4, 2012

March Mustache Madness

A month long celebration of the mustache held in the month of march. Mustaches of all types are encouraged.

Guy:" Hey, what's with the mustache?"
Man:" It's March Mustache Madness dumbshit!"

by Charlie knows more than you December 9, 2008

moustache rodeo

1.The act of performing cunnilingus on a female, preferably under a deuce and a half (to avoid suffocation), as she sits on the males face and waves her right arm in a circle and screams "Whoooo, doggy!" like roping cattle in a rodeo.
2. The second album from the band Hoodwinked.

In preparation for the moustache rodeo she shaved her hairy snatch so I didn't have to pick pubes out of my teeth.

by Leon Phelps July 18, 2003

mustache with titties

When some object or event is so incredibly amazing theirs no other human words to describe it.

Just Ozzy Osborn’s life can only be described as a mustache with titties.

by AtechSpockGuy January 24, 2012

cunt mustache

tuft of pubic hair above the vaginal entrance; refers to landscaped pubic hair and therefore not applicable to the "natural look" or totally shaved female crotches

When I dropped to my knees to perform cunnilingus on my female partner, I was overjoyed by her nice cunt mustache which highlighted her vagina.

by Myrkal Phitz April 12, 2009

Cum Mustache

When one gives a blow job, and the recipient cums on the "giver's" face, just below the nose.

This is also often related to gay sex, as mustaches are usually inherited by males, rather than females

That guy gave his boyfriend friend a cum mustache the other day

by BloodyTurds February 16, 2009

Hotsauce Mustache

A mustache of blood that appears on one's upper lip after eating a period blood soaked vagina.

That chick Nancy just gave Jon a Hotsauce Mustache!
Gross man, the only way to get it off is to use a Maxi-pad and medicated wipes.

by tstewstew July 7, 2011