Monket

A combination of a monkey and muppet.

Somebody who is being uniquely spastic or autistic.

That bloke is over there is being a right Monket

by Simba670 December 21, 2020

Mankato State University

Mankato State University is located in Mankato, Minnesota. It is a suckhard university where the admin doesn't care about you and the people aren't friendly. Avoid at all costs!

Girl: I heard Mankato State University is a suckhard school
Girl 2: Yeah they have a smoking cult, evil roomates, and all you eat is rice

by cowface November 8, 2004

monktail

someone hoo sux on monkeys tails whilst bein fingerd by their mum in a caravan!!

when in an argument call the other person a monktail!!!

by matty.b July 4, 2004

monatomic

Phrase used to describe an element whose atoms are not connected to each other in its pure (unreacted) state.

Helium, Xenon, Sodium...take your pick

by Shawn B. September 29, 2003

MoonKat

A less valued rank than MoonDoggie but still up there. (2nd place kinda thing)

Yo! home boy got some pretty awesome skills. Time to promote... He's got skills but not enough to rank too high. Let's rank him MoonKat.

by James "MoonDoggie" Hollifield November 25, 2003

Mongathon

When a person can speak perfect English when they talk to you in person, but abbreviates every word in a sentence so the sentence becomes unreadable when they are online.

Spoken - Hello. How are you today? Did you pick up your essay from Mr Jones?

Online - hi how r u 2day did u pic ^ ur sa frm mr J

This is an example of a Mongathon.

by Sundariel January 12, 2006

Mankato

general stonewall jackson founded mankato in approximately 1885, also, he fathered general custer and contrary to popular belief, the atom bomb did not expolde in hiroshima, the detonation was not a bomb but actually it was brett favre, throwing a football to the ground, yeah he throws the ball that hard

jobes brahh mankato all the wayyyy

by poopyiou March 9, 2011