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Mongolian Wedgie

A mongolian wedgie is defined by the action of taking a person's nutsack and stretching it over their anus and stapling it in place

It can be done as an act of hazing or be used as a form of rhetoric to imply that something is really stupid.
1. I am going to give that piece-of-shit Dave a Mongolian Wedgie for sleeping with my girlfriend while I was sleeping with his.

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2. I could run around the block to get next door, or I could stretch my sack over my anus and staple it down (Mongolian Wedgie)... but that wouldn't make sense, would it? Fucker.
by OB1kanobie March 29, 2011
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vagina mongrel

Mongrel is defined as mixed ancestry. Vagina Mongrel is defined as a vagina used up by many different races of cock. They are experts when it comes to crime scene investigations by tasting dried semen off of the floor to identify the origin of the specimen. Vagina Mongrels often find unsuspecting males of the preteen age range. They lure them in with promises of popsicles and candy. Vagina Mongrels originate from French Canadia and have been rejected by all surrounding areas due to the high risk of catching the Vagina Mongrels STDs. They are experts in fauxkaki, a bukaki knock off consisting of the Vagina Mongrel in the middle of several boys jizzing only in the eyes and ears of the Mongrel.
I was involved in some trickeration from that Vagina Mongrel! Now my cock is on fire, Thanks Sara!
by japirish February 2, 2009
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douche mongrel

one who irritates the hell out of you; see also: asshole, dickwad, douche bag
dude, you're such a douche mongrel.
by Ryan January 8, 2004
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Chode Mongrel

1. Noun- one who collects chodes and hordes them together for pleasure or other personal gain.

2. Noun- being a douchebag or retard in one way or another.
1. Lee is such a chode mongrel, he goes around asking everyone for their chodes.

2. Ahmed is telling everyone that I had sex with that slut even though I didn't, hes such a chode mongrel.
by Teh ChodE MaN2 February 25, 2009
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Titty Mongrel

A bastardization of the phrases "Titty Monger" or "Tit Monger", used to describe a large-busted woman of relaxed moral character who frequented the dorms and fraternity houses of Colgate University in the late 80's and early 90's.
Scott C. and Scotty J. both hooked up with the Titty Mongrel after doing a few naked beer slides last night at OX.
by Fast Bobby January 27, 2004
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Mongolian Mask

A heroic feat where a man stretches his scrotum across the breadth of a woman's face.
She blew me in the bath, so my bag was very stretchy. I took the opportunity to lay her down and give her a Mongolian Mask.
by CKFun February 11, 2004
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Mongolian throwpillow

A Mongolian throwpillow is when somebody is sleeping and you jump in their bed naked, roll around all over them, and run out of the room.
Fucking gross dude! That Mongolian throwpillow made the whole room smell like buttermilk and crotch!
by beanser January 3, 2006
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