Minions

The talking corn kernels from the Despicable Me franchise who make kids laugh, but anyone over the age of 13 want to die in their presence. They have exploded so much through greedy cash grabbing and sponsors such as McDonalds that they have gotten the attention of some very bad corners of the internet, such as Rule 34. Minions are now just one of the few cancers hell bent on destroying the internet community as we know it. There are groups who are opposing this imminent demise, such as the r/minionhate subreddit.

Donald Trump is related to minions

by Th3rd July 31, 2015

Minions

Horrible yellow pill-shaped creatures from despicable me that have taken over the internet and will soon take over the world

They talk in their own satanic language on how to take over our minds when we're not watching

"Hey bill, did you know that minions are the cutest things ever!"

by Netherdwells August 13, 2015

Minion Fisting

It's the act of someone punching a minion.

Timmy was Minion Fisting last night.

by RevengGhost August 8, 2019

Minion Groping

The act of stroking a toy minion to get sexual satisfaction

Man that minion groping was the shit

by Jeopardymama February 2, 2020

minbon

An absolute idiot

Oi mark you minbon get your detty arse over here

by Biggest minbon February 18, 2020

minion boy

the minion boy is the new and improved cat boy. minion boys wear overalls, goggles, and eat banana. inspired from the classic minion or da bob fo today meme. minion boys are hot.

jessica: look at that hot boy eating a banana wearing overalls and goggles

sarah: yea he’s a hot minion boy

by the OG minion boy October 5, 2020

minionproispro

really hot guy with amazing humor, the coolest person ever

hey do you know where minionproispro is at?
oh that one really hot guy?
yea him?
he’s probably at his house being attractive

by sapnapsferalboy October 10, 2021