microcelebrity

One who gains a cult or mainstream following due to viral internet distribution. Does not refer to those who have gained limited or cult followings through traditional media. Does not refer to has-beens or "B-list" celebrities.

Lonelygirl15 was nothing until YouTube made her a microcelebrity. Clint Howard is a D-list celebirty, not a microcelebrity.

by Brandon Li September 14, 2006

Micro dick

Tiny ass dick. It's like you never hit puberty. You always hear the question during sex, "Is it in yet." Since it is so small.

Girl:"Is it in yet?"
Guy:"Fuck! I hate micro dick!

by Arthur Kyle 69 January 23, 2009

microcosm

A miniature copy of something, especially one which represents a larger whole.

Yo' dick is a microcosm of a peanut.

by D-Vo January 20, 2006

Macrons-disease

Generally referring to a young guy who likes to fuck very elderly woman. Just like Emmanuel Macron.

Wow, Dwayne is one sick Mo-Fo, that bitch he is fucking is like 89 years old, surely he's got Macrons-disease

by luvbeingrimed June 1, 2018

micro$oft

A derogotitory term for microsoft's EVIL practice of EARNING MONEY!

See that strip on www.penny-arcade.com

by AdamDude January 18, 2004

Micronap

A nap so short that the napper is awakened by his first snore.

I was so tired at work last night. I think I took about 10 micronaps.

by LCSO Nobody July 11, 2018

micronigger

some retarded ass black kid in cod who thinks its nice to talk shit and talk in the way every retarded black kid does in any cod game.

god damn this retarded micronigger

by i burn down orphanages September 15, 2022