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merse

errrr......a fat man who wears easter egg shirts and is sometimes confused as a blue whale
"Kill the merse O.G.!!!"
by Mr. Fields May 4, 2005
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Merse

Merse
A derogatory term describing a whiny, pathetic person. Often used for making fun of sore losers and friends who leave parties or other social functions too early because of a member of the opposite sex that the Merse is trying to bang.Also very useful for describing a pussy who can't eat/drink/party as much as their friends.
1. Wow, Levi and Jesse are such fucking Merses.
2. Holy shit, we really beat those fucking Merses at fooseball. I thought they were going to cry.
3. Wow, she really has his balls in her purse.. he's such a Merse!
4. I can't believe those Murses ditched the party to go try and get laid with those ho's!
by Sebastian69 September 3, 2008
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mer snail

a snail with a bush just like Nancy's bush
a snail that says 'mer'
"mer!"
"thats such a mer snail!"
"omg look! its a mer snail!"
by mersnailer April 11, 2010
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Merse

A derogatory term describing a whiny, pathetic person. Often used for making fun of sore losers and friends who leave parties or other social functions too early because of a member of the opposite sex that the Merse is trying to bang.Also very useful for describing a pussy who can't eat/drink/party as much as their friends.
1. Wow, Levi and Jesse are such fucking Merses.
2. Holy shit, we really beat those fucking Merses at fooseball. I thought they were going to cry.
3. Wow, she really has his balls in her purse.. he's such a Merse!
4. I can't believe those Murses ditched the party to go try and get laid with those ho's!
by Sebastian September 2, 2008
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mer

a term used when control of the vocal cords is lost. A Loud yell
"Honey I got my hand stuck in a bagel machine, merrrrrrrr"
by muncleowns May 2, 2008
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Coco-de-mer

A cool fruit that looks exactly like a girl's nether regions posterior and anterior (sometimes with fuzz). It's also a protected plant, and the insides tastes like minty sperm.
Sailors on long journeys would pick up a coco-de-mer from the ocean and worship it.
by A Moot Point! October 6, 2008
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Mer

Another saying of meh, pretty much has the same meaning of it's fine or it could be better. (All credit is given to Emilee Van't hof)
BF: Is chinese food good for dinner ?

GF: Mer
by Cpt tickletits December 28, 2014
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