gloom merchant

A sad, uninteresting person to be around and peddles gloom and sadness upon everyone.

Bill is such a downer that he is but a gloom merchant.

by FartButt January 24, 2014

diamond merchant

1. Someone that sells diamonds.

2. Derogatory term for a Jewish person. Made famous by the so-called Reverend and bigot Al Sharpton during the Crown Heights Riot of 1991.

1. That diamond merchant ripped me off good.

2. Al: "Sorry, but we don't have room for the diamond merchant."
Jesse: "Yes we do, just stick him in the ashtray!"

by Deathgrind > you November 5, 2007

Merchandising

Doing basically nothing.

Hey Pete, wanna help move some boxes?

I can't, I'm merchandising.

by Apateonas July 8, 2017

ass merchant

A promiscuous gay man continuously searching for booty; or a john willing to pay for the ass of younger gay men/boys.

Did you see how much of an ass merchant Mark was last night? He went home with 3 guys!!

by Matooke September 15, 2008

Natalie Anne Merchant

This is the name of a wonderful singer whose career height came in the mid nineties with her solo debut, Tigerlily, after her peaceful separation from the band that had made her famous, 10,000 Maniacs. She has since produced several more solid albums and married with a child, little Lucia. It can be used to replace "good god," "holy moses," or the like. As such, the middle name, Anne, is a modifier to imply a more intense coolness, while her first and last names are simply in keeping with normal coolness. It can also be used to express disbelief or surprise.

Example of Intense Coolness-
Girl 1- "Natalie Anne Merchant! Where did you get those shoes!?
Girl 2- "Payless."

Example of Disbelief-
Student 1- "Natalie Merchant! I failed my math test!"
Student 2- "I got one hundred percent."
Student 1- "Suck it, ho."

by Guillame Dunne March 13, 2005

swine merchant

a person who buys a sells pigs
A thoroughly dislikeable person

You are such a fucking swine merchant...

by dirtykid July 24, 2006

Mereani

A girl of Fijian descent who listens to alternative/scremo music & lives in the western suburbs of melbourne.

Grafs things alot, i.e art sketchbooks, shoes, body parts & school bags. Wears vans. Eyeliner is a given. Has a cool mum.

Calls the local shopping centre "the wez"

And then Mereani said "Let's go to the wez" and we were like "Fo Sho!"

by Isssabellleee May 2, 2009