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meatloaf

To tell a woman you love her in order to have sex, without considering in advance that she will think this means you are in a relationship (from the last verse of Paradise by the Dashboard Light)
"She'll definitely sleep wtih me if I meatloaf her, but I have too much integrity to do that. Not to mention that she might stalk me after I break up with her."
by Uncleegg May 20, 2009
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Michigan Meatloaf

According to my buddy Joel, He likes to perform what has now become the Michigan Meatloaf on his girl. This is accomplished by eating a dabble of ketchup off her ass pucker.
Much as you would eat the last corner of a piece of meatloaf. This does not have to be performed with ketchup, as any condiment will suffice.
I eat ketchup on everything, even off my girl's asshole. Hell everyone should try the Michigan Meatloaf at least once.
by hammondorf September 4, 2006
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Vagina meatloaf eater

*Someone who is ridiculous.
*someone who is stupid.
*a derogative term meaning someone or somegthing is so dumb
Wow Chelsea stop being so stupid, your such a vagina meatloaf eater.
by BallsB March 24, 2009
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nigger meatloaf

damn girl you got a “nigger meatloaf
by crippledSanta666 October 1, 2019
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[Meatloafed] Me

When someone promptly takes the words out of your mouth right before you say it, Hence referring to the Song "You took the words right out of my mouth" sang by Meatloaf.
"OMG You MEATLOAFED ME! I was just about to say the exact thing but you took the words right out of my mouth!"
by Pattsicle April 26, 2015
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Muppet Meatlocker

The act of fisting a someone whilst wearing a muppet hand-puppet.
Guy 1: How'd your date go last night?
Guy 2: Dude i absolutely gave him the Muppet Meatlocker. he loved it!

Girl: I heard from your girlfriend you gave her the Muppet Meatlocker.
Guy: Yeah, she told me it was great as a one time thing.
by HowDidIGetHereIDontLikeIt February 20, 2018
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Moses Lake Meatloaf

When you eat tainted beef in order to contract E-Coli. You then shit on your partners chest and the blood represents the ketchup on top of the meatloaf.

Bon Appétit
For our anniversary dinner I decided to make my wife some Moses Lake Meatloaf and it was to die for.
by Krustee78 August 9, 2019
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