A fucking weird ass bitch who goes and rapes every boy in the radius of 500m, He is also very funny but can stick to one girl, he fucking funny but also sometimes mean. Just dont get on his bad side.
Oh shit its a Mateo!
by RGBOSS34 June 5, 2025
Get the Mateomug. by Jeffy123010 November 21, 2021
Get the Mateomug. by Vorgolf November 22, 2021
Get the Mateomug. Mateo is a boy who you may have a crush on. Pisces, not short but not tall, not that cute but kinda cute, is friends with guaica, soccer/sporty kid, skinny asf, a lot of girls like him, and has an iphone 11 but no social media. whats the point of getting a phone without social media..? anyways, you try to become friends with him and hes understanding the assignment. a little. dark hair and eyes. kind of wimpy. he acts gay sometimes, in a stupid way (as in humping a cone and such dumb actions) but you still talk to him. you really want to be best friends with him , but not act too weird about it. he is the only boy in your class you try to be friends with.. almost.
by DojaCat_Official May 24, 2022
Get the Mateomug. A young African American male student, characterized by his eyeglasses and flat-top hairstyle, takes pleasure in utilizing an air fryer to prepare frozen corn dogs. Additionally, he exhibits a notable interest in Asian culture.
by Fortnitejonesy123 February 5, 2025
Get the Mateomug. a sexy 5'1 white male with a huge cock. looks like he sells burnt hot dog buns outside of a blockbuster. keeps at it with a chipmunk and is a d4 kicker committed to e wing university
by yo boiiy bigbird December 10, 2021
Get the mateo molenaarmug. by Susanismysecondmom March 5, 2024
Get the Mateo Suljicmug.