Machine Gun Masturbation

When a man masturbates and when it seems he is finished he keeps going, thus making it hurt, this is machine gun masturbation.

Johnny was so horny he said he was going to use machine gun masturbation on his girlfriends face while she was sleeping.

by Lol'd on your mom October 5, 2006

Masterbation Coma

It happens after a person has masterbated. Mainly happens with guys. The person goes to sleep and wakes up late. Typically if your going to take a nap after masterbating you wont wake up for several hours. They will fall asleep and sleep longer than intended. But of course its a great sleep. Thus the Masterbation Coma.

Steve: Hey, Whats up?

Jon: Nothin.

Steve: Wheres Bob?

Jon: Ehh hes in a Masterbation Coma right now, Lets go with out him.

Steve: Alright.

by GuyWithSomeKnowledge March 27, 2009

musical masturbation

A plague of many modern electric guitarists. Long and excessive solo on the guitar or other instrument, to show technical superiority rather than compositional and songwriting skills.

Dream Theater are kings of musical masturbation

by dildo777 February 24, 2017

Masturbation

What teenagers do every second of everyday. For example, I like stick my thumbs into my boxer briefs and lay on my stomach. Then, I rest both hands of my legs, and put my penis in my right hand. Then I start squeezing my dick with my right hand until I relieve myself into my boxers.

Masturbation is my favorite activity, as I have no friends to do anything with.

by MasturbatingTeen2004 February 2, 2019

mutual masturbation

Two people, either of the opposite sex or same sex, touching each others penis/vagina for pleasure and/or orgasm.

As I lay next to my girlfriend she used her hand to rub my hard cock, while I slipped my fingers into her hot tight pussy.

by robin May 18, 2005

Masturbation Rape

To attempt to upset someone who dislikes you by telling them you get off to the thought of them.

Masturbation Rape: The boy threw out his letter, only to find it on the morning intercom the next day.

"Melissa Stockholm, I masturbate feverously to your picture every night. Love, Jimmy Stockholm."

by Tatertits February 1, 2009

Masturbation Exercise

the act of doing or making something for the sole purpose of cultivating a sense of self-importance. The resulting product (if any) does not benefit anyone but the creator.

His obscure and useless research on the different shades of blue sold by paint manufacturers between the years of 1965-1967 is like one giant masturbation exercise.

by Cat (like meow meow) January 18, 2009