by CrowmanLives69 December 03, 2016
Assembling a large army of your cohorts to go on a sexy romp through a densely populated area, the object being to continuously grasp the grundel of the person in front of you at all times. The result is a bouncing chain of jubilant ninnywitts. Knibb High Football rules!
"Hey Todd, I'd be honored if you were behind me in today's grundel marathon!"
"Sure no problem, big guy, make sure u squeeze em hard, and until the pus comes out."
"Sure no problem, big guy, make sure u squeeze em hard, and until the pus comes out."
by steven bo-bevin February 17, 2008
Marathon Tuesday is similar to Marathon Monday in that it is an event involving the consumption of massive amounts of booze.
What Marathon Tuesday is not:
-on a Monday
-in Boston
-associated with a contest of athletic ability
What Marathon Tuesday is not:
-on a Monday
-in Boston
-associated with a contest of athletic ability
Y'all you know what tomorrow is?
Marathon Tuesday!
A wonderful day to ditch all prior commitments and spend 18-24 hours consuming alcoholic beverages until we black out.
Marathon Tuesday!
A wonderful day to ditch all prior commitments and spend 18-24 hours consuming alcoholic beverages until we black out.
by geniusyall May 26, 2011
by Crown Princess Bitch April 25, 2015
When you become extreamly intoxicated off of captin morgan and passes out in someones trailer. Then that person is awoken by his friends 3 hours later and goes snowboarding. This is know as Running a Marathon
by beef April 18, 2005
A weekend where the only beverage allowed to be consumed is beer or some form of alcohol. Typically starts at around 7-8PM friday night and ends on Sunday afternoon, or night if you're liver can sustain more damage. Extra fun is its a 3 day weekend. Each person typically buys 2 30 racks or possibly 3 if its a 3 day weekend.
by THE DUUUUDE October 01, 2009
A female who moves incredibly slow while dating and treats her pussy like It’s a prize at the end of a marathon. Often only wanting to go out once a week for weeks at a time and no signs or expectations of sex.
Hey Carl, you still talking to that Jenna girl?
Naw man, I had to cut her loose. She was a pussy marathoner & I'm not running.
Naw man, I had to cut her loose. She was a pussy marathoner & I'm not running.
by 2LunchTommy September 06, 2020