human: Omg Draco Malfoy got turned into a ferret, hahaha
Another alive being: Well, that's not funny but okay-
Another alive being: Well, that's not funny but okay-
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*Draco walks by*
Pansy:" did you see Draco? He looks so hot today!"
Y/n: " Bitch, Draco looks like a ferret."
Pansy:" well you like Voldemort!!"
Y/n: "FOR THE LAST TIME!!!! HE WAS HOT BEFORE HE LOST HIS NOSE!!!!!!"
Me: "I like Tom Riddle"
Friend: "I like Draco Malfoy"
Me: "Is that the ferret?"
Pansy:" did you see Draco? He looks so hot today!"
Y/n: " Bitch, Draco looks like a ferret."
Pansy:" well you like Voldemort!!"
Y/n: "FOR THE LAST TIME!!!! HE WAS HOT BEFORE HE LOST HIS NOSE!!!!!!"
Me: "I like Tom Riddle"
Friend: "I like Draco Malfoy"
Me: "Is that the ferret?"
by DorasOnCrack November 6, 2022
Get the Draco Malfoy mug.Draco Malfoy's mother and Lucius Malfoy's wife. While she does believe Voldemort's views about Muggle-borns and half-breed/half bloods are correct, she lied to Voldemort and told him that Harry was dead in the Forbidden Forest, wanting to journey up to the castle to find her son, Draco Malfoy. Once Harry's 'dead' body was taken up to the castle, Harry battled Voldemort and defeated him. After the war, this act kept her immediate family (Lucius and Draco) out of Azkaban, the wizard prison. She's a part of the black family line, sister to Andromeda Tonks (formerly Black) and Bellatrix Lestrange, although she looks down on Andromeda because she married a muggle-born, Ted Tonks.
Person 1: Narcissa Malfoy is a bitch.
Person 2: But she lied to Voldemort!
Person 1: So?
Person 2: If she hadn't, Voldemort would've won the war!
Person 1: She's still a bitch.
Person 2: You're impossible.
*begin another useless conversation*
Person 2: But she lied to Voldemort!
Person 1: So?
Person 2: If she hadn't, Voldemort would've won the war!
Person 1: She's still a bitch.
Person 2: You're impossible.
*begin another useless conversation*
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by Daddyy.Draco October 31, 2020
Get the Draco Malfoy day mug.A talk show host who is the left wing equivalent of Glen Beck. Hates people who believe in God or follow a religion. Does nothing but cusses and screams like a little bitch every night. Always hangs up on callers who have different views than him, because he can't argue with them worth crap. Likes to mock religious texts and call them blood filled but praises Darwin's origin of species even though more fanatics have used it to justify slavery, racism, imperialism, maltreatment of the poor, war, etc in one and a half centuries than the bible or quran have caused throughout history. The sooner this old shit dies, the better. He is also one of the main reasons why the political left will be always sucking the dick of right wingers.
And to be honest, Beck, as much as the guy is insane, can kick Malloy's ass in a debate.
And to be honest, Beck, as much as the guy is insane, can kick Malloy's ass in a debate.
Mike Malloy: okay we have a caller in Arizona..you're on the air
Caller: Hey Mike, listen I like listening to you're show, but I disagree with you on one th-
Mike Malloy: SON OF A BITCH YOU RIGHT WINGERS STOP CALLING MY SHOW LEAVE ME ALONE I HATE ALL OF YOU F-KING DIE EACH AD EVERY ONE PF YOU!!!!!!!!!
Caller: Hey Mike, listen I like listening to you're show, but I disagree with you on one th-
Mike Malloy: SON OF A BITCH YOU RIGHT WINGERS STOP CALLING MY SHOW LEAVE ME ALONE I HATE ALL OF YOU F-KING DIE EACH AD EVERY ONE PF YOU!!!!!!!!!
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