lumpy back

A sex position where those marks from sleeping well are rubbed against ur S.O.’s junk.

She gave him a lumpy back.

lumpy back by Beans1122331 July 5, 2021

Lumpy ruthaford 

When one person fills thier mouth with cottage cheese and then performs oral sex.

He told me he wanted a lumpy ruthaford, but I don't like cottage cheese!

Lumpy ruthaford by Lactose intolerant guy September 2, 2021

Lumpy Garfields 

Lady with Genital Warts

You went with Jennifer? Man, I heard she has a case of the Lumpy Garfields

Lumpy Garfields by sittinherebored November 24, 2021

Lumpy Idea 

An idea that will probably work, despite it being batshit stupid.

"Are you an idiot? That's a lumpy idea."

"Yeah, so let's do it."

Lumpy Idea by F.G. KOB June 1, 2022

lumpy chumpy booger eating chumpy 

a really fat disgusting man and is bumpy

woah that guy is fat as hell he is a lumpy chumpy booger eating chumpy

lumpy chumpy booger eating chumpy by Good old spanner November 11, 2022

lumpy bronwyn 

A term referring to a particularly bulbous shit wherein the log is so long and solid that it assumes an almost lumpy, mountainous texture. Usually quite painful to pass.

dude I think I tore my asshole taking a lumpy bronwyn

lumpy bronwyn by SwaggyPants69 August 17, 2023

Lumpy Rutherford 

When you are doing the horizontal boo with a hot GILF and you just move the full depends aside.

Oh man, once she got the dentures out things got hot n heavy and I went straight Lumpy Rutherford on the old girl.

Lumpy Rutherford by mmalcontent November 12, 2023