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Loftin

The act of riding a unicycle without a seat.
"did you go to the Macy's Gay Day Parade?"

"Yes, they had several Loftinists there"

"It was my first time seeing a Loftin, it was amazing."
by FischerBoom April 28, 2010
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loft

vagina; cooter; a place that one enjoys getting all up in
damn, i'd love to redecorate the inside of her loft!
by Brittle Johnson April 24, 2011
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Lofty

To be “Lofty” one must be under the influence of prescription drugs. Usually it is Norco, Percocets, or Oxy initiated. The feeling is when the drugs finally hit you and you feel like you are on a cloud. A complete numbness throughout your body penetrates you. The term “loft” refers to a higher place, which is where “Lofty” comes in. You are in a loft within yourself, an elevated sensation not usually experienced.

As one drinks alcohol, the term is getting drunk.

As one smokes pot, the term is getting high.

As one uses prescriptions, the term is getting lofty.
What’s on tonight’s agenda boys? I’ve got some Norcos, let’s get Lofty boys!

Damn bro... feeling on cloud nine right now.. feeling super lofty.

How do you feel after that pill? - shit bro, I feel lofty as fuck.
by CBAX October 20, 2019
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loftus

one who participates in gay porn quite often and enjoys it.
guy 1: hey man i heard michael participates in gay porn?

guy 2: really? he's sucha loftus.

guy 1: yeah i wonder if his family knows.
by michelle haha February 2, 2009
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Lofting

(adj) the act of drunkenly bringing home a random male/female hook up to a bed which is raised four feet or more off the ground.
who are you going to be lofting tonight?
by the lofting lady March 22, 2010
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Lofty

1. Works with BOB the BUILDER (kids cartoon)as a crane- who is afraid of heights.

2. Alternatively, lofts are normally up in a roof. Therefore
Lofty is to be up high or drug high and have a fluffy as moustache.
1. bob: come on lofty help lower cliffhanger back down.
lofty: i can't, i'm afraid to look down.

2. Here comes lofty, RESPECT! (everybody laughs at him until he leaves)
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LoStCoRz

"look i just made a teddy!"
by moomoo March 25, 2003
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